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there's no place to escape to this is

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the last talk on the left that's when

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the cannibalism started ladies and

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gentlemen welcome to the last podcast on

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the left for Marcus Parks I'm VIN Kissel

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with this is always the scientist the

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mastermind the evil genius that is

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Broadway Henry Zebrowski runway and

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dancing lovin and Kissin singing and

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dancing Broadway Henry Zebrowski

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Broadway Andrews a brass key ladies and

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gentlemen catches performance right

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after How to Succeed in Business Without

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Really Trying I'm really tryin to I'm

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doing this musical now where it's just

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me dressed up as a big egg and I come

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out of a chicken's twat

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Oh what came first the chickens Twatter

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the egg me Henry Zebrowski owes about

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scald I came first ha ha don't look at

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my love life hello nice if you were you

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take it I was hey alright yeah I always

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pick up the easy things alright ladies

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and gentlemen today we are gonna take a

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small break from chasing the boogeyman

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I'll tell you our Goods we're tired

01:08

we're fat rocky Marcus you go for

01:11

another month but Henry man can hide you

01:13

know what I mean we didn't know that

01:14

about him no and I'm just where we got

01:16

our flashlights and we got our fucking

01:19

chasing or boogeyman shoes on and

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there's just no the poom ways to do it

01:22

every week no way to do so we're giving

01:25

a small breakout but we did have our

01:26

correspondent the very amazing Kiki

01:28

caprile go to New Orleans and interview

01:31

a live view priest in Monga oh good down

01:35

to Jamaica good mood oh my god ah sounds

01:38

a little bit like Cleo is that that

01:40

madam Cleo I would I have discover all

01:42

of my accents the best part about doing

01:44

a voodoo segment is that every time I

01:45

would do an accident slowly but surely

01:47

turns into Jamaican anyway well like

01:49

Wisconsin is like oh don't you want to

01:53

be outside to cheese Canton

01:56

Oh Jamaica I'm so yeah well it sounds

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very good I know now I've never been in

02:04

New Orleans I know that New Orleans is

02:06

an incredibly haunted place absolutely

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is because of number one they had a sort

02:11

of free slaves community there there was

02:13

there was there for a long time

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from which they had a huge influx of

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African cultural this is the thing from

02:19 1719 to 1731 a lot of African slaves 02:23

came over evidently outnumbered the the

02:27

European folk they got to go to one

02:28

basically they were living there as free

02:30

people right but it also infused all

02:33

their sort of African cultures but it

02:34

was also a haven for criminals and I

02:37

like it still is what's part of the

02:38

culture yeah it's got it you know it's a

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it's the perfect home for rapists in New

02:43

Orleans and loved beignets you know like

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if you like beignets or crawfish it's

02:48

good there as well absolutely and no

02:50

voodoo spell can ever be complete

02:52

without the shell of a crawfish yeah

02:54

that's when you own Orleans is a

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fantastic place for them is it true I

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have no idea but I would assume you

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gotta use some crustacean creatures of

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and at some point in every ritual don't

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you believe I think so absolutely now

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normally I mean on every topic we

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normally choose it's like I I get

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something we're basically pretty

03:10

familiar in but like I'm as I'm as white

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as a polar bears nutsack so actually

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that's the darkest part on the polar

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bears no way that's insane so it's kind

03:19

of a gray right um but I know next to

03:24

nothing about it and that's why here at

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last podcast we're always looking always

03:29

out there looking for information if we

03:31

don't know it we're gonna send somebody

03:32

out in the field and figure it out cool

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I want to find informations vagina and I

03:36

just want a little hat you're not in the

03:41

right spot Henry Henry you looking in

03:43

the wrong spot handwork and I'm wobbling

03:45

can you double it and real hard to make

03:47

you feel some pleasure let's double it

03:51

damnit it's like to be with me I would

03:53

imagine you should give my girlfriend

03:57

all I feel like you're just the man she

03:58

wants I just don't even I don't eat the

04:00

vagina I just kind of put my lipsticks

04:01

to it and bark at it yeah exactly

04:04

that were the one connection of Voodoo I

04:10

do have is that growing up in what Haven

04:12

Queens there was a time when my

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neighborhood was basically completely

04:16

run by the Mafia for four decades the

04:20

good old days

04:20

good old days which is really sad but we

04:22

used to keep the neighborhood like very

04:23

safe but in a mafia type safe and it was

04:26

just one night the Mafia literally moved

04:29

out and this the a whole new Haitian

04:33

population moved into my part of Queens

04:35

horse and buggies always like literally

04:37

like one day it's big fat Italian guys

04:41

and leather jackets hanging outside of

04:42

the one place and the next day it was a

04:44

giant naked black man proof that's just

04:48

where what happened and so naked just a

04:51

naked naked man well you know I remember

04:53

my mom literally just like going like oh

04:56

oh like is all he's just like just naked

04:59

man and shoes no thinking sure had shoes

05:02

on just entirely well you have to get

05:04

dressed to go to the job interviews

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concrete is hot in the summer absolutely

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they're not stupid I mean the tip of his

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dick was probably burning yeah but God

05:11

knows but to knew where I lived was it

05:14

was Forest Park out in Queens and there

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was these rash of rats going on in

05:20

association with voodoo because they

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would do a lot of animal sacrifice and

05:24

in order to it you and it's like the

05:27

whole neighborhood was also had these

05:28

sort of like voodoo head shops it's like

05:30

you go in the back of a sort of any sort

05:32

of bodega

05:33

and you'd see like a door open and in

05:35

the back would be a place where they

05:37

just sold food ooh paraphernalia place

05:39

goal candles and very so fun stuff a lot

05:41

really creepy shit and they still do

05:43

that they still do that there are a lot

05:45

of bodegas in New York where they still

05:47

hold a Haitian voodoo rituals and like

05:49

Santeria was huge yeah Berg a couple of

05:52

months back to recall that fire that

05:53

broke out on the third floor during a

05:55

Haitian ritual yeah the hey flames a

05:58

sexual ritual to bring to bring good

06:01

luck

06:01

hi it's fine

06:03

killing an old lady well yeah not to her

06:07

yeah yeah um when I was ill experienced

06:10

mutations you we went out fuck when we

06:12

went out into the forest basically was

06:15

me and my buddy were playing at the park

06:17

and we saw these police lines so we like

06:19

ran out into the like wooded area to

06:22

look where the police lines were is

06:23

where all these rest were happening we

06:26

walked past the police lines to this

06:27

sort of cleared out area that was like

06:29

it was completely cleared out or just

06:30

dirt and they they had taken logs and

06:33

had like made a circle of logs in this

06:36

area and also said ruggsville center of

06:39

it was soaked with blood

06:41

oh really the floor was soaked with

06:43

blood everything was covered in blood it

06:45

was just all like filled with like look

06:46

like commotion happened there now what

06:48

kind of animals do you think it was what

06:49

kind of animal blood was it those

06:50

chickens and goats chickens and goats

06:52

okay what Lord the Lord has really have

06:54

the most uh the the classiest palate it

06:58

always just seems to be relatively cheap

06:59

poultry yeah or goats who's eating goats

07:02

anymore I like goat do you like a guy he

07:05

goat interesting I would like a more I

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wouldn't if I was a god nothing boy grow

07:09

don't worry gras foie gras foie gras I

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like he didn't go cuz it's like eating

07:13

the devil yes yes I like Beale so I like

07:18

you are kind of like a veal I am that's

07:20

how I keep myself a little caged it just

07:22

fits my body my legs a good soft and hmm

07:25

so you see our little human wire box but

07:28

it's is what I tell it what it's boys if

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you're gonna eat me it's MIT it's

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because it is lecture plaits I love your

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tits and I would love to nibble on them

07:36

sometimes so you come upon this place in

07:39

Queens it's blood all over the place

07:41

what was the initial reaction between

07:42

you and your buddy awesome

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yeah well with the blood like all we

07:47

wanted to do that was great yeah we went

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to we looked at it that was it

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and then I just and then from then on

07:51

you know and you know the Haitians are

07:53

it's a very sort of ask Evan Burnett

07:56

would say it's a it's a they're they're

07:58

a culture that has some backwards issues

08:02

well I was watching this show My Big Fat

08:03

Gypsy Wedding over the weekend and if

08:06

you get a chance really check it out and

08:07

it's very Haitian ask you know

08:09

everything the rules don't really matter

08:12

fellas can just do this thing called

08:13

grabbing which is where they just

08:15

go in they grab a girl and they force

08:17

him to kiss though it's called grab and

08:18

just call grabby and it's not rape or

08:21

sexual misconduct anything like that

08:22

girls are like oh well we got to be

08:25

careful out there today because people

08:26

are gonna be grabbing and I don't want

08:27

to get grabbed that's why I kiss him

08:30

you remember Skitch in snow what's

08:32

kitchen kitchen is when you grab on if

08:34

you're on rollerblades and you grab onto

08:36

the back of a pickup truck or it's like

08:39

some sort of SUV and ride with it oh

08:40

it's video game called Skitch in Oh

08:43

Larry yeah it's like Skitch and there

08:45

should be a video game called grabbin

08:47

grabbin what do you do you grab a girl

08:49

yeah it's very fun I mean they dress

08:51

very very slutty over there similar to

08:53

the Haitian gals they dress beautiful as

08:55

well well the Haitian Vodou is also

08:57

that's where we get the word zombie from

08:59

is that right now yeah so get dried to

09:01

bring people back to life for years oh

09:03

no what uh what zombification is what

09:06

they actually do in haiti is uh it's it

09:08

was all laid out in this book which was

09:10

later made into a movie with Bill

09:11

Pullman Coleman hey Bowman which one the

09:14

serpent in rainbow which one's destroyed

09:17

is a rainbow Henry yeah see the you know

09:19

ladies and gentlemen this is the last

09:21

podcast recommendation in the rainbow

09:23

you will not not be you will not go away

09:26

the same yeah it's all about Haitian

09:27

voodoo and we you're gonna feel it in

09:29

your testicles the last scene is guest

09:31

ball-breaking seen in in television

09:34

history I like it yeah exactly you're

09:36

really gonna like this movie but now

09:37

every single Japanese businessman jacks

09:39

off to the end of them because it is

09:41

just testicle fortitude and it's at best

09:45

well how they actually do the zombies

09:47

it's a powder type thing and the they'll

09:50

use this powder and essentially destroys

09:52

it's like a lobotomy huh yeah it's why

09:55

doesn't actually kill them it doesn't

09:56

actually kill them no it's like a

09:57

lobotomy type thing we're they're kind

10:00

of out for three days or so and the wake

10:02

back up again but they have no real

10:05

mental functions whatsoever and they

10:07

just take commands you can tell us some

10:09

of the good guys yeah we need to get

10:11

some of this yeah and that's a there and

10:13

they were just known as The Walking Dead

10:14

because they had no yeah motion

10:19

I fish it sounds like as well yeah

10:21

that's what that's where we get the

10:22

concept of zombies that's really sweet

10:25

now do the movie white zombie like 1930s

10:28

movie why tell me with Bela Lugosi I

10:30

thought that coin the phrase ambience

10:35

all visits a Haitian word okay

10:37

yeah but it's probably like so yeah like

10:42

that's like you can uh yeah it's a

10:44

zombie now oh you need answers

10:48

white zombie is a very interesting

10:50

looking film but it is boring because it

10:53

is old that's right a white zombie and

10:54

surfing in the rainbow if you want to

10:56

watch some high-quality

10:57

voodoo type film I Tommy I'll be watch

11:00

very stoned or you know what you can do

11:02

if you have never an off the sound

11:04

liquid on an alloy to the wall yeah

11:06

you'll be amazed it's the same thing

11:08

just just like Wizard of Oz yeah what I

11:10

did man eat a couple xanax smoke a

11:12

fuckin bowl and then just you know put

11:14

your a plastic bag of her head for like

11:15

three minutes and then just watch that

11:18

movie it's really good the idea and you

11:20

mentioned of course the hauntings in New

11:22

Orleans the famous house that our

11:24

correspondent Kiki also went to the

11:26

Laurel lalalaura house lalalaura house

11:29

yes the lalalaura house and say that

11:31

again la la Laurie how is it spelled la

11:35

la you are AI e la la Laurie I thought

11:39

you just can't read you're a fucking

11:41

asshole that you're you're drunk not

11:45

drunk but I can't read so what is wrong

11:48

with hell

11:52

oh no man I think you've had enough

11:54

giveaways Big O son ah yes when come on

12:00

Nadia light or did you ever grow obvious

12:04

no I'm gonna put put goals here in the

12:08

morning cause I'm out i'm a boudreaux

12:10

here going out solo lord invention who

12:15

was established 150 years ago in New

12:18

Orleans a lot of slave action happened

12:20

there a lot of brutal sexual thing slave

12:22

actions that like slave fight scene

12:24

slave fight scenes slave you reap your

12:27

run rapier two slaves one enters both

12:31

get bought that's right neither of them

12:34

really get to leave so that's kind of

12:37

sad it's in the French Quarter there

12:38

it's now owned by horses slave wisly

12:42

snakes omar epps in slave first is slave

12:46

seven Wow who's in the first one um

12:49

there was a pointier yeah and then of

12:54

course that guy from Star Trek I

12:56

remember hat would be levar burton

12:58

future future blind yeah that's right I

13:01

think that's what it wasn't that his

13:02

name on the show yeah future glory what

13:04

was his name on the on Star Trek Geordi

13:06

LaForge Geordi Oh Geordi that's a story

13:09

Geordi LaForge Geordi LaForge why are

13:12

you making that face Geordi LaForge is a

13:15

bad name for the Futurity come yet

13:18

Geordi no i'm jory laughs ooh I mean

13:20

it's no John Luc Picard or William Riker

13:23

what are these little black rose'

13:24

fucking names in Star Trek it's the

13:26

future card the French don't win in the

13:29

future I've seen the man maybe the

13:32

Creoles win in the end that's what it is

13:34

voodoo does it maybe they all do that's

13:37

what Sartre comes from it's just a

13:38

culture of voodoo priestesses that just

13:41

made all these bald white men it's

13:43

possible I mean you look at that Klingon

13:45

come on down to the duck trick and

13:47

praise ABBA good crop it up come on yeah

13:51

all right we're gonna bring in keiki our

13:53

number one gal and correspondence I

13:56

don't mean to add a layer of racism to

14:01

this show I know I mean that's why

14:03

you're racist because you don't mean to

14:04

do it

14:05

like happens it is beautiful he gay get

14:10

that get to white ass turn up Mel what

14:13

you got your yd up walk get gap you come

14:17

out gig a gay girl alright then you

14:20

gotta go get her I gotta go get her

14:22

yeah you're gonna oh you have a toast

14:24

yourself the bones there your your toast

14:26

you said the bones and you get your

14:28

future ed

14:29

I have ya have ya have your back oh oh

14:36

now you're being shiny well somebody's

14:39

gotta be Chinese cuz you're dropping the

14:41

ball on it this week it is a hot room

14:44

key key Oh kicki it's like it's really

14:48

not it's not fun

14:51

what boy bottom-4 McNown might be atcha

15:00

Mukai bumbaclot bumbaclot embrace be

15:05

John in this thing oh he went back Mecca

15:11

welcome back would you like a Kaka oh

15:14

yeah you have a cracker they've been

15:16

here for a few days but these things

15:17

have hands on the cracker damn great to

15:20

see them jump those crackers so many

15:23

preservatives in there you mentioned a

15:25

cracker of a cracker um oh yes please

15:27

Gregor luck give me a cracker oh it's

15:30

too old for me ah Jamaica I don't even

15:35

think I'm gonna cut out any of this no

15:36

don't bother it's just so fun all right

15:41

we got Giggy with us Kiki thanks so much

15:44

so you went on a voyage to New Orleans

15:46

you met with a voodoo priestess you look

15:48

good where are your beads did you it by

15:50

the way Howard did anyone offer you bees

15:52

to show they get any beads no beads at

15:54

all it was the offseason a lot of

15:56

there's war I just feel like there's an

15:58

offseason for tits yes

16:00

well not in New York that's right there

16:03

the one weekend when there wasn't some

16:05

kind of festival going on oh well it was

16:07

kind of nice you can actually walk down

16:09

the street no and let's vomit all over

16:11

the sand so everything like that well

16:13

it's still it's still a good

16:14

lavalla yeah absolutely - crawfish and

16:17

dancin mixin that's absolute games so

16:20

Kiki let it drink hurricanes right drink

16:23

hurricanes oh my god so you were down

16:27

there in New Orleans and you got to

16:28

interview a voodoo priestess what was

16:30

her name

16:30

priestess Miriam okay and now she was a

16:33

nicer gal and she was a little

16:34

apprehensive at first correct yeah she

16:36

is a 67 year old african-american lady

16:40

fantastic she Jamaican no she was born

16:43

in Mississippi interesting and so are

16:46

you gonna go from there yeah from this

16:50

out see up at Leon and she's the

16:54

priestess of the Buddhist spiritual

16:56

temple okay now do they have different

16:59

like denominations in Voodoo did you

17:00

find that out or no they do they have

17:02

new or a Louisiana voodoo and they also

17:05

have Haitian voodoo and they have

17:07

southern hoodoo whoa hoodoo southerner

17:10

who do was just like a book song lirik

17:13

every time someone walks in the door

17:15

these doubts of a hoodoo hey oh I'll be

17:19

left there for pies on this block yup

17:23

how's hoodoo be taking these pies Boesel

17:28

sounds like a sexual move the southern

17:30

hoodoo southern hoodoo yeah you just

17:32

suck on the heels until I pull it's a

17:37

very attractive add that I would like to

17:40

see it done to my studio and you yell

17:42

who do when you come exactly so you're

17:47

interviewing the fantastic voodoo

17:49

priestess and which one of those three

17:50

categories does she fall under she falls

17:53

under Haitian voodoo she's Haitian now

17:56

is Haitian voodoo more serious than

17:58

Louisiana voodoo I don't think so I

18:00

think the Louisiana voodoo has more of a

18:04

blend of Catholicism okay okay like

18:07

scent like Santeria yeah interesting

18:10

so do is it there are there war like the

18:13

Catholics and the Episcopalians they

18:15

don't get along are they does she not

18:17

agree with these uh these southern

18:19

hoodoos or Louisiana Voodoo's I don't

18:21

think there's really a rivalry that's

18:23

gonna read all that I want that I'm

18:24

aware yeah yeah they should renew just

18:26

more it's like pure

18:27

doing where the other the the Louisiana

18:30

they put like Virgin Mary in it and so

18:32

right so when you showed up

18:34

and you want to have the field recorder

18:35

what did she tell you because I love it

18:36

I love the text message so high I showed

18:38

up to her shop on rampart Street in the

18:41

French Quarter and it's an actual shop

18:44

the front part so we go in and there's

18:47

there's a sign about what you have to do

18:50

when you enter like enter with peace in

18:51

your heart go to priestess but stand I

18:56

have in my heart so I enter and she's

18:58

behind the counter and the front part is

19:00

it like just selling like yeah you do

19:03

stuff and didn't have like marijuana

19:05

products my name's yeah okay good yeah

19:07

John Olsen shop cuz there's a lot of

19:10

like fake voodoo places okay especially

19:14

on Bourbon Street

19:15

oh there's like kind of like for

19:16

tourists right yeah just me out there

19:18

dress with a rap on my head just going

19:21

come on jump up but good your septum ads

19:25

oh I gotta go in there he seems like a

19:28

real voodoo priestess schedule yes we go

19:30

in and I'm with two other girlfriends

19:33

and there's a bunch of other people in

19:35

the shop as well and she's when you're

19:36

getting creaky she's behind the counter

19:38

and we're kind of looking around and

19:41

she's like oh like what's your deal and

19:43

I so like when you walk in you're like

19:45

are you looking to buy or just browsing

19:48

you're like I'm looking to buy I'm I

19:50

want to buy some voodoo I want to buy

19:52

booty magic give me three booties I'm

19:55

like oh you know I we got left is Hootie

19:57

I'm really I'm really interested in

19:59

voodoo like could I talk to you about it

20:03

and she just off the bat she did not

20:05

like me why is that you thinking I did

20:08

or what actually I think because she

20:09

misunderstood me I told her that I

20:12

didn't know anything about voodoo and I

20:14

wanted to learn and I think she

20:16

misunderstood me and thought that I said

20:18

that I knew a lot about it oh okay oh

20:21

yeah which is hard it's Oliver Dupree

20:23

says looks oh you knew voodoo Oh guts

20:26

grow you know what's funny is I do

20:27

voodoo - yeah that's Andres yeah I do I

20:30

tell some pretty funny jokes to the docs

20:32

yeah yeah guys think I'm quite a

20:33

comedian myself about the deadly drug

20:36

about the two boys walking into a bar

20:39

yeah so she loves it but she

20:41

my friends and she was like kind of

20:43

doing reading she was like oh I can tell

20:45

you you're sad you must miss someone and

20:49

just crying for fuel like I'm just my

20:51

boyfriend he's in Baton Rouge oh oh yeah

20:54

that's far and that she wouldn't let us

20:58

have our phones out because she was

21:00

afraid that we were gonna like take

21:01

pictures and like steal her so he had

21:03

the same thing happen when we went to

21:04

visit the psychic where they were really

21:06

uppity about us excuse me yeah there's

21:11

like the front room that was a shop and

21:13

then there was a middle room that you

21:14

could see had all the jars of like the

21:16

herbs and all I thought you were gonna

21:18

say like pickled little fetuses no there

21:20

was no make it legit no it had like all

21:22

the herbs and stuff and it had a big

21:25

sign it says you must ask ask permission

21:26

to enter cool so we didn't go back there

21:29

it's like the adult video section it's

21:32

like the only video yeah except it's a

21:33

bunch of Voodoo yeah well you know one

21:36

makes you hard another one cut the dick

21:38

off

21:38

voodoo makes your penis shrink and fall

21:40

off um so it's true though I thought it

21:44

was no more than a tune that there was

21:47

Louisiana so I mentioned that I wanted

21:49

to talk to her and kind of like explain

21:51

the podcast and she would just say she

21:53

just started talking about Fox News and

21:56

what my ambitions were if I want to work

21:59

for Fox News and if you wanna be the

22:01

next if I want to be the next Glenn Beck

22:03

is really bad which is yeah the thing is

22:06

that it is actually your dream which was

22:08

she's a pretty good psychic yeah there

22:10

ender where there were a lot of pictures

22:12

of Barack Obama around those Warren she

22:15

had a big flag that had like a picture

22:18

of him and some like African well I'm

22:20

sure he's gonna love that for his

22:21

reelection campaign yeah yeah the border

22:23

like booty who loves me he's got the

22:25

Voodoo vote yeah oh you know how you

22:27

know sell him your stumping for Obama

22:28

what are you gonna say Henry oh you know

22:30

voodoo my godness over the mark mama oh

22:36

did you get to see lots of girls I loved

22:39

America look mama

22:42

that's jaw really continue I'm like that

22:44

Kiki no she did not just load she was

22:47

very slow talking and she's kind of

22:49

quiet did you have a lazy eye or

22:51

anything she didn't she didn't have any

22:53

like

22:53

shouldn't have any crazy physical do you

22:56

have any like psychic weird sack eul's

22:59

like that we had our side the one I

23:00

think they're fake still but no she just

23:03

looks like a like an old grandma looking

23:05

oh oh so you can trust her yeah just

23:07

look at the matrix yeah you know was it

23:09

like that yeah like that what I was

23:12

talking about voodoo so you get in oh

23:14

yeah so then she but she told me to come

23:17

back then if I was really interested I

23:18

should come back the next day cool

23:20

because she said one o'clock come back

23:21

tomorrow at 1:00 I don't have anything

23:23

going on come back so it come back the

23:25

next day and I go into the storefront

23:27

and she's in the back and there's her

23:30

assistant at the desk I'm like oh I'm

23:32

here to see Miriam and she's like oh who

23:34

can I tell is calling upon her I just

23:38

gotta be a dry eye you still abundant

23:40

o'clock appointment so Marion of kaykai

23:44

she goes in the back and Miriam comes

23:47

out and she's like ah oh I can't believe

23:49

you actually came back like I'm really

23:50

surprised yeah but what do you think she

23:53

just thought she was scaring you off

23:55

yeah so um so she's like okay come with

23:57

me

23:58

so my goodness that's a scary feeling go

24:00

back through the like the first part

24:02

that's the store and then we go through

24:03

the second part that has all the herbs

24:06

and then there's a third room that is

24:08

kind of like her office okay you go out

24:11

and there's a courtyard and we walk

24:12

across a courtyard and we go into this

24:14

other building that is her spiritual

24:18

temple no and I have some pitiful

24:21

flat-screen TV no it did not it was like

24:24

our psychic gotta watch me today it was

24:26

about the size of the theater upstairs

24:28

okay maybe a nice nice we're talking

24:30

about 30 by 50 yeah Oh fifty maybe a

24:33

little bit longer a little little longer

24:36

so it's just like crazy shit everywhere

24:40

there's tapestries it's like covered in

24:43

tapestry thank God I would glad here you

24:45

walk in there just a Simpsons movie

24:47

poster yeah like two of those like

24:49

electric pole you touch it and you makes

24:51

your hair stand up oh that would

24:52

actually pretty odd I would like that

24:53

yeah there's to those things would get

24:55

all the nails sticking out of it statues

24:57

all like olives is it all kind of like

25:01

mismatched stuff is right stuff whatever

25:03

you related

25:04

like over the last 17 years yeah she

25:06

just she storms the docks and it builds

25:07

whatever was ever on loose ships yeah

25:10

and then there's also like dollars just

25:13

money had money everywhere there's like

25:15

dollar bills everywhere that you read

25:17

left operand also a lotta bottles of

25:20

alcohol nice so she wasn't heavy

25:22

alcoholic you well I think no they

25:23

weren't open so it's well ramen ramen is

25:26

a really big part of Haitian Vodou yeah

25:28

ring like a Darrell but a lot of malibu

25:30

bottles coconut rum yeah I don't know

25:36

how it all got no back walk or not Rama

25:38

get ever comin um never make huh I don't

25:41

know what it is but it's specifically

25:43

Haitian Vodou rum is a really big part

25:44

of it alright I like that about it's a

25:46

sweet sweet tasting liqueur I like

25:47

mojitos I love them anybody pre-seasoned

25:50

would so she call you child a lot like

25:53

come with me child no no she didn't

25:57

oh that's actually she said your name

25:58

that's nice so you went back there and

26:01

you slammed a whole bunch of her room

26:03

and she got super pissed off put a curse

26:04

on you and now you're gonna kill us I'm

26:06

here okay good so what happened so

26:08

you're badly oh and me go to the front

26:10

where her like kind of altar table is

26:12

and Susie she ever did animal sacrifices

26:15

on it I don't know people kill chickens

26:18

just to eat him so you'd want Joel to do

26:20

ask her about that and she didn't really

26:22

answer my question oh she did then yeah

26:25

definitely

26:26

absolutely so yes she has he's like

26:27

wooded chairs that are painted like

26:30

brightly painted so she sits in her

26:32

altar chair which had like a orthopedic

26:35

massage thing on it oh that's good

26:38

though no not a booty could ever fix a

26:40

bad long baby look at me and all the

26:42

whoo do that I do and the who do that

26:44

she does when I go to see a doctor

26:46

that's right I can just the more you

26:48

throw in Voodoo and hoodoo into

26:50

sentences the more you could sound like

26:52

you're saying things that have meaning

26:54

something but don't at all I mean it's a

26:56

total hoodoo point absolutely you know

26:58

when you boo do who do

26:59

Rudy I think after this I'm gonna go

27:01

have a hoodoo sandwich absolutely I

27:03

don't know man I'm sorry the train was

27:05

all her hoodoo Voodoo's of the voodoo

27:07

hoodoo you know uh so you're out there

27:09

she's getting good lumbar support

27:11

because God knows not no animal

27:13

sacrifice could ever fix a bad lower

27:15

back and she talks to you about what um

27:17

so I just

27:18

ask her I'm sitting in chair next to her

27:20

and I just ask her to like never get

27:22

lesbian ish no tension okay I asked her

27:24

I kind of just like explained some of

27:26

the history of Voodoo at this point she

27:28

was allowing me to record her Oh rule

27:31

yeah

27:32

but then after like three minutes she's

27:34

like it's disrupting my vibes or

27:36

whatever and she asked me to turn it off

27:37

but then nothing was recorded so I think

27:40

there was she had put a voodoo hey do

27:44

you have but three minutes of dead air

27:45

no it just like hadn't recorded that's

27:47

all healing him yeah so I don't

27:49

that was impressive by the way then so I

27:51

think she actually did like put a voodoo

27:53

spell on it don't block it out really

27:56

interesting what are the main points

27:57

that you hit when you guys were talking

27:58

the problem is she didn't really answer

28:00

any of my questions

28:02

psychics Jennifer I'm telling you to

28:04

call her now look I'm right here I'm

28:05

right call she would look at my magic

28:08

grease to boil it not to see you all you

28:10

got to begin I would ask her questions I

28:13

started off with the general history

28:15

like you're like the someone who's new

28:18

to voodoo what what do I need to know

28:21

about it yeah what's all the Hoodoo

28:22

about voodoo er yeah that's all about

28:25

she just kept like she talked for like

28:27 15 minutes without stopping but she 28:29

didn't really say anything she was just

28:32

all about like the spirit and within you

28:34

and people happens Mary dude I kind of I

28:41

have to hear one more hoodoo thing about

28:43

voodoo I am gonna divorce you madam Cleo

28:45

I'm out of here Cleo Oh call me later

28:48

well what is like the most interesting

28:50

chunk did she have anything about like

28:52

history or people she's medicine yeah

28:53

one thing that was interesting to me was

28:55

I was talking to her about how in voodoo

28:58

it's one of the only religions that has

29:00

women as like the highest yeah it's kind

29:03

of interesting to me so I was talking to

29:05

her about that and she said it's because

29:07

a lot of Voodoo started as like healing

29:09

yeah so when people were hurt or if you

29:12

had a rash or a wound it was like

29:14

learning what like plants in like mud or

29:17

whatever you would put on the wound

29:19

well that's the first person you go

29:20

running to after you get bruises your

29:22

mother because if you go to their

29:23

father's yell you for getting hurt no

29:25

you stick it out

29:26

yes also a lot of Voodoo is

29:28

to people's problems yes you said it

29:30

when women come to her it's more about

29:32

like relationships either love

29:35

relationships or with family that's

29:37

tough and when men come to her it's just

29:39

asking her when they're gonna get rich

29:41

yeah of course not a man when am I gonna

29:44

get rich okay when am I ever gonna

29:46

whatever actually have sex yeah that's

29:48

what that means now so I get very

29:50

interesting it reminds me of a book I

29:52

read called the cosmic serpent it talks

29:53

about the like witch doctor role in

29:57

tribal cultures and about how they

29:59

believe because a lot of it I don't know

30:01

maybe a backtrack does it do they

30:03

overuse hallucinogens in voodoo I tried

30:06

to ask her about that kind of stuff and

30:08

she didn't really say they're talking

30:10

about how hallucinogens open up doors to

30:12

natural knowledge about what to use in

30:14

the yeah is it more of a hoodoo I think

30:16

it's more of a who yeah she was more

30:18

she's where these do whose are coming

30:19

from yeah the dude was a whole different

30:21

group of people they're actually know

30:22

nothing to do with voodoo or hoodoo

30:23

that's weird

30:24

yeah they all just work at McDonald's

30:25

and done piss on the fries but you never

30:29

know whether up to over there but yeah

30:32

that's another question we was talking

30:33

about how like there was a role for

30:36

either a woman or a man in any sort of

30:37

tribe that would be psychotherapists or

30:40

healer and doctor and would have a Debby

30:42

encyclopedic knowledge of nature around

30:45

them basically from hallucinogens and I

30:48

love those things I think well I want to

30:49

get also apparently yeah I mean I guess

30:51

that would be the one thing that they

30:52

kind of keep quiet it's very illegal

30:53

those hallucinogens and also it's sort

30:55

of like the revealing the mirrors in

30:58

your magic act like you're just like oh

30:59

now I just get everybody trick really

31:01

hard on acid and that's where they see

31:02

everything but speed of seeing things in

31:05

ghosts of that nature you also got to to

31:07

were the very very haunted lalla Laurie

31:09

house Laurie Laurie house oh just really

31:14

quickly tell us about that experience

31:15

did you experience anything supernatural

31:17

did you feel a vibe or unfortunately I

31:19

did not but it was very creepy it's

31:21

actually it just man by Nicolas Cage not

31:24

anymore he just sold it and he did yeah

31:26

there's a lot of money for only two

31:28

million dollars which I thought was a

31:29

pretty good deal she's getting rid of

31:31

property left and we bought it

31:33

he bought it for 3.4 million well this

31:35

is why the man is going bankrupt yeah

31:37

there's actually a really good interview

31:38

that he did in 2008 on Letterman it's a

31:41 10-minute interview just about the house 31:43

check that YouTube that yeah it's on him

31:46

who youtube.com how does that spell that

31:49

Y O O T O O B it's actually a chori

31:53

oh-oh-oh youtube.com

31:56

oh who do YouTube so the lola l'oréal's

31:58

you didn't feel anything there but it

32:00

was a good experience

32:00

yeah it's very creepy she tortured a

32:03

bunch of her slaves fantastic and that

32:06

cook was chained to the kitchen and they

32:08

were having a big party to cook

32:10

purposely set fire to the kitchen so

32:12

that the slaves would be found she would

32:15

be like exposed Wow

32:17

that's also and that was in 1883 I think

32:21

which is way after slaves were made

32:23

illegal like slavery was legal right

32:25

it's about fun but three years after the

32:29

Emancipation Proclamation yeah I think I

32:31

was like I think that was eight I think

32:33

Emancipation Proclamation so not a rhyme

32:35

the Emancipation Proclamation

32:37

amantha in 1884 let slaves were made

32:42

person okay yeah I remember that that's

32:44

the one right yeah Emancipation

32:46

Proclamation made it worse for us cuz

32:47

we're white not black yeah those

32:51

acronyms it's like mom what's it um with

32:53

that ROYGBIV yeah ROYGBIV yeah yeah red

32:57

orange yellow blue great this is just so

33:01

much harder to say that they're not

33:02

gutters I don't know the colors of the

33:04

rainbow I don't you know what I realize

33:06

over over time I don't fucking need to

33:08

know you'll never do no one has ever

33:10

asked me hey Henry you won't get this

33:13

part unless you identify all the colors

33:14

of the rainbow except for that one time

33:16

well the same is important all right

33:19

Kiki thank you so much you're the best

33:20

Kiki I you're the absolute value thank

33:22

you thanks for having me absolutely any

33:24

time all right for last pockets unless

33:26

Martin Marcus parson Ben Kissel and to

33:28

see me you got to go down the Great

33:30

White Way of Broadway

33:32

a way to browse another night another

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show another night another Zoma rockyaha

33:40

back water cure my goosed elation a

33:44

goose elation put a meatball in it the

33:48

show's is getting better and better

33:49

they've really really learning at a

33:50

rapid show we're just so we're getting

33:53

there

33:53

I'm so hot. I'm just drenched. It's horrible.