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there's no place to escape to this is

00:03

the podcast on the left I went to the store and she

00:19

said never come back and I was like

00:23

you're a bitch they all end yeah absolutely

00:27

so all the relationships and everybody

00:36

I'll tell ya with with Marcus parks I've

00:39

been kissing and of course

00:40

who is he today chinatown Henry

00:42

Zebrowski serving up dumplings and fish

00:44

Oh

00:45

what I like to do is I just cut up with

00:47

the fish and take it all its guts throw

00:49

it in the street and I say trip on it

00:51

boy

00:52

oh why you trip on a foggy fish got

00:54

after you wouldn't believe what I

00:57

tripped on today Martha listen to me

00:59

Martha there was a frog in the road and

01:01

ho the Chinaman laughed and laughed and

01:05

I almost saw his eyes don't say it about

01:07

Chinese people no Martha he was a fat

01:10

white man Oh Chinese Henry Zebrowski he

01:13

was happy as the Buddha happy as the

01:16

Buddha the Buddha

01:18

speaking of Buddha's and things that are

01:20

dead Buddha and recent round as a

01:24

fucking ghost

01:24

that's what mood I love that that's

01:29

funny that's comedy at its golden point

01:33

yeah absolutely

01:34

Marcus Parks Henry Zebrowski myself we

01:36

went to and we actually did a busting of

01:38

ghosts situation we went to her friend

01:40

Natalie place now what happened to your

01:43

Henry this was this was kind of an

01:45

unprecedented moment where we we walked

01:48

into an apartment building of our friend

01:51

Natalie who's a woman beautiful

01:52

wonderful sweet funny great girl

01:56

unapproachable don't even try to date

01:59

her never look at her on the subway yeah

02:01

she's like Xena Warrior Princess but

02:03

prettier she got your fucking face off

02:05

you'll attend if she loves you she'll

02:07

treat you great for the rest of your

02:08

life yeah

02:10

and she is actually she lives in a

02:13

profoundly haunted apartment

02:15

unbelievably haunted and we've been

02:17

hearing stories about this apartment for

02:18

the last year or so and it seems you

02:22

know we you'll see in our footage as we

02:25

went in there and that she has had a lot

02:28

of contact with this ghost and it seems

02:30

like it's a harmful spirit that's been

02:32

trying to hurt hurt them

02:33

this ghost ain't right man they have had

02:36

some crazy phenomena in their house like

02:39

in terms of the goddamn the sweaters

02:42

coming off the hooks it's amazing where

02:44

does come off the hooks in like they

02:45

come wake up in the morning they find

02:47

these sweaters like wrapped in coils in

02:49

the center of social Earth's soaking wet

02:51

like with with no trail of water coming

02:53

from any other place but burners on the

02:55

stove coming on car cupboards falling

02:58

off the walls lying off the walls AB

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that is the absolute creepiest thing and

03:03

by the way the the burners all four

03:04

burners on all the way and the stove

03:08

covers like the stove tops across the

03:10

room it is it's just trying to cook

03:13

ghost spaghetti yeah that's all it is

03:15

it's a little Mario Batali yeah um but

03:19

this is the first time I've ever really

03:21

entered a place that was I just heard

03:23

you know everyone talks about their

03:25

houses being haunted I have so many dude

03:27

friends or like the food scene Guzman

03:30

you know that you are a heretic you're

03:32

an asshole yeah they're just an asshole

03:33

you're a liar yeah and I don't believe

03:35

you and I don't like you

03:37

exactly um but so you're still on for

03:40

the show on Tuesday right can we talk

03:42

about this when we're not being recorded

03:44

yes but this did this was I was

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surprised that she even let us in there

03:53

because we're comedians I thought that

03:55

she would kind of have umbrage because

03:57

she takes it very seriously they felt

03:59

very threatened by James that she was

04:01

gonna have some umbrage as well umbrage

04:03

umbrage okay don't know you take umbrage

04:05

you take em oh you take I don't have

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umbrage you take it oh you take it yeah

04:09

good that's fun that's a fun word you

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don't hear it Umbridge am I not allowed

04:13

to use $10 words Oh $10 words wait

04:17

that's a seven dollar club yeah that's a

04:18

seven eight dollar word this is what I'm

04:20

we're this this whole art form

04:23

of the podcast we're doing now is based

04:25

upon the spoken word oh and sometimes

04:27

you have to use bigger better words than

04:31

just fuck or shit Ben Kissel well we're

04:34

going to bleep those seriously I'm gonna

04:37

take a little umbrage over here oh

04:38

that's a good use of umbrage is that

04:40

right I don't know my reps yeah that's

04:42

that that is very correct well Natalie

04:44

took some umbrage about the ghost being

04:45

in her she did Oh manager I was with the

04:49

amount of umbrage that she had taken

04:51

previously with the ghost I just thought

04:54

that she wouldn't want us in there

04:55

because we don't take to anything

04:57

seriously but I really think go

04:58

seriously I mean I think that we went in

04:59

there with the as comedians the comedy

05:01

brain was working but at the same time

05:03

as a fan of the paranormal I was

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legitimately interested and terrified of

05:08

the story that she was telling an

05:09

historic balance the stories of the

05:11

haunting what was chilling like beer

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that's the first time I've ever entered

05:15

in space and actually felt like a ghost

05:18

could be here and terms I mean also a

05:20

ghost was there but it just didn't find

05:22

us funny enough to like laugh or

05:24

anything like that no no no no no no

05:25

it's not listen to the podcast it's not

05:27

getting us on Keith and the girl she's

05:29

not a girl I mean all we want to do is

05:31

be on Keith and the girl get us on it

05:35

you know give these ghosts to write a

05:36

letter write a letter to key on the girl

05:39

and get us on Keith and the girls go

05:41

straight us a letter he's a Ghost Rider

05:43

Oh miss parks is off the podcast

05:47

oh I'm sorry Marcus but you have to stay

05:50

here because you're the only person who

05:51

understands how technology works

05:52

yeah if that yeah right now would you

05:54

talking into tin cans and then we open

05:56

them up and we'd eat the beans

05:56

I got cords wrapped around my legs right

05:58

now that's the problem I got microphones

06:00

in my pockets and I don't know what to

06:02

do I don't know what to do with them so

06:04

we go into Natalie's place and she's

06:06

telling this junk to a hot dog

06:09

restaurant can you see that yeah

06:12

Jose Oh Eddie's hot dog famous hot dog

06:15

famous Eddie's hot dog and the bathroom

06:17

for the workers of the hot dog makers is

06:20

in their hallway and so they just have

06:22

Mexican hot dog makers and they're

06:23

taking shits and they're always you

06:26

didn't get that and you didn't hear all

06:28

that man I might just be supremely

06:30

fucked-up I'm wearing a suit right now

06:32

and you are rare I

06:34

espresso Yeti - I literally got the same

06:37

coffee that Henry gets and I feel like

06:39

John Belushi on his last night you see

06:42

this is how I feel normal ball yeah you

06:44

are so insane what'd you do to your body

06:46

I I'm six foot seven I can't handle this

06:48

kind of caffeine you see how normal I am

06:50

right now yeah I'm so normal and shelled

06:52

out ya know anyway so we're in Natalie's

06:54

place and she's telling the tale I feel

06:57

like we should cut to us entering this

06:59

is we us entering the establishment and

07:01

her telling us a little bit about her

07:02

haunts but let's uh listen to our

07:04

journey on the way to know Kelly's place

07:06

first that sounds absolutely perfect so

07:08

I remember it being poignant I remember

07:10

you Gary heavily because you're far too

07:12

you're good you're doing well when I act

07:16

when I perform I need more air I know no

07:20

I know it's I need more air than normal

07:22

people because my performance lungs are

07:25

a second pair of lungs next to my normal

07:28

just being me lungs hmm fuck you been no

07:32

man you're you're doing great so this is

07:34

Henry and I walking and talking and as

07:38

you can tell both of us are really buff

07:41

setting the scene for a haunting who

07:46

else should be the name of our movie

07:47

setting the scene for haunting but it's

07:49

just us you know we're in a terrible

07:52

terrible what you call a decorating

07:53

business but us be separate it would be

07:55

you and me on a couch next to each other

07:57

asleep oh fuck you can't window I can't

08:03

wait till we finally fuck each other

08:05

yeah but for now let's projectile a bit

08:07

about you asking some sleep I'm sleeping

08:10

I'm sleeping us at a spider her ass at

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your hand

08:14

it's macaque we're gonna edit that out

08:21

it's a whole sea do we cut now a

08:25

regional recording we're still recording

08:27

it's fine we'll do literally react

08:29

according I'm recording this live say

08:31

socks I don't be

08:33

that lizard-like voice is holding

08:35

McNeely for some reason we decided to

08:36

come help us run sound in our adventure

08:38

to go bust some goats yeah that's right

08:42

we're in Williamsburg Brooklyn out here

08:43

everyone's dressed like they're from the

08:45

future or there's some sort of like

08:46

Dickensian schoolboy and whether you're

08:50

a man or a woman you just dress like

08:52

that apparently it's normal but we're

08:54

going to Natalie Sanders Natalie Sanders

08:59

is a very wonderful young woman who has

09:03

been recently or recently over the last

09:06

couple years has experienced pretty

09:10

heavy paranormal phenomenon in her

09:13

apartment recording yes he has a ghost

09:17

and we've decided to get up in there get

09:23

up enough Dobbin balls deep well enter

09:26

apartment and bust the fuck out of this

09:30

ghost so let the ghosts that we know

09:32

we're and let it know that we know that

09:33

it exists and it's real and we're going

09:35

to find them we're going to name them

09:37

and we're going to keep them as a pet

09:38

like a turtle now this is the thing a

09:39

normally they say that like the psychic

09:42

hours are 9:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. but

09:44

we're doing this dead in the afternoon

09:46

Saturday and we really think that this

09:48

is in terms of ghosts expects you to

09:50

come at night right so we're gonna

09:53

surprise the landlord

09:54

we're like a real Hassid right now we're

09:55

gonna get our rent that's in us with a

09:57

little slumlords a ghost town or going

10:00

up into a shitty we're gonna go over to

10:02

their shitty ghost apartment and we're

10:04

gonna knock this ghost family out on

10:05

this street with an orphan it's children

10:07

now right before winter even yeah

10:11

no you guys are doing this yes and

10:12

Natalie Natalie has been informed that

10:15

we're doing this and that we're in terms

10:17

of like who are experts in who are not

10:19

experts I would say that we are as close

10:22

to experts as you're going to find be to

10:25

a fake thing so yeah in terms of things

10:28

that are fake we're like really good at

10:29

it yeah we're pretty much the kings of

10:32

that and if you're a third voice that's

10:34

holding McNeeley he's coming with us you

10:36

might recognize him from the roundtable

10:37

a gentleman and he's he's overall

10:39

ghoulish as well it's really immune we

10:41

just wanted someone that a ghost feels

10:43

comfortable talking to which is some

10:45

some sort of monster he's the closest

10:49

thing that we know to a real living dos

10:50

these ghosts abate yeah it's good well

10:52

Natalie's described this goes to someone

10:54

who she thinks it's anti-women we're

10:56

gonna hear this all from Natalie so I'm

10:57

not even gonna I'm not even when it's a

10:58

reason to get it uh from this horse's

11:00

mouth we're gonna get from the lady

11:02

horse's mouth it's a good idea mayor's

11:05

mouth her mouth is nicer her mouth is

11:09

nicer than my mouth you think so I mean

11:12

you have a pretty nice mouth though no

11:14

Natalie's now there's a beautiful woman

11:16

and we're too I can't believe we're even

11:18

gonna go into her apartment I know I'm

11:19

really excited about it

11:21

I was just apprised I really think that

11:24

our pheromones are gonna rub all over

11:25

her and she's just gonna men are just

11:27

gonna cut near her and just be like good

11:29

she's like she's like a beautiful woman

11:31

she got the aura of a fat dude yeah he

11:34

smells porky is that what that is oh so

11:36

porky smell oh my god oh my god yeah

11:38

just sees the men just see us when they

11:41

see her I think this is best thing for

11:42

in the end because it's gonna even the

11:45

playing field so you eaten the playing

11:47

field with her and other people yeah she

11:50

might be very attractive but when she

11:52

smells like cheese everything's equal

11:54

she's more approachable absolutely humid

11:56

I should find a man who loves her for a

11:58

personality yeah yeah you're not gonna

11:59

be all uncomfortable around her because

12:01

she's beautiful you know I mean you're

12:02

just gonna oh man I'm excited to meet

12:05

this ghost I am I want it I want to

12:07

relate to it on like the hate woman

12:09

level you know we'll probably a lot in

12:11

common when it comes to that so yeah

12:13

we're gonna do some several several

12:14

tried-and-true

12:16

ghost busting techniques the kosher salt

12:18

kosher salt which is blessed by the Jews

12:21

yes

12:22

um then work sage sage

12:26

ghost hate it and then we're going to

12:29

attempt to communicate with this ghost

12:31

and I think we're gonna know what the

12:34

technique do we want to use we want to

12:35

invoke it with anger do we want to

12:36

invoke it with kindness um you always

12:39

invoke it with kindness we have to go in

12:41

with an open mind

12:42

big stuff hmm there's two will true

12:44

we'll try all techniques rich right I

12:46

mean we can yell at it and we can do we

12:48

can try and be in front bad goes cup

12:49

games go go stop bad goes cop that's how

12:52

we're gonna play this yeah but we're

12:56

gonna I mean and just in terms of I

12:58

really think that today we're gonna

12:59

actually find some some real hard

13:02

evidence at the very least we're gonna

13:03

get salt everywhere that's fun it's fun

13:05

to just bill salt it's it's fun because

13:07

it's supposed to be unlucky

13:12

I'm devastatingly hungover today

13:15

me too I really don't feel good at all I

13:18

feel really bad technically but I really

13:20

think this is the best way to go in

13:22

there I feel like I'm more open to

13:23

psychic energies when I'm feeling this

13:25

yeah yeah constant hum in your head

13:27

already so that'll probably pick up if

13:29

we had an EVP cam yeah yeah

13:31

all we got is this but bill but this is

13:34

the thing I don't think you need super

13:36

fancy like electromagnetic like

13:39

recorders I think we need that I think

13:41

we're gonna see some ghosts just the way

13:44

you're supposed to which is just talking

13:46

about hey can you guys uh order that

13:48

kind of shit online if you look that up

13:49

yes absolutely duper expense it's really

13:51

expect it's a gets it just another sort

13:53

of scam scam where people make a lot of

13:56

money buy stuff this goes people Boppity

13:58

boo boo as a ghost ghost is it oh well I

14:03

look at the beef poof's and it sounds

14:05

like a ghost

14:08

the the thing of zippor about today's

14:13

episode is that we are going to be video

14:16

recording for the first time this

14:19

procedure because again number one it's

14:22

the one way we're going to capture some

14:24

ghost orbs if we see any the orbs as

14:28

being shadows could be there any sort of

14:31

evidence and it we're gonna have the

14:32

recorder go in the same time and then

14:34

we're gonna do just like the ghost

14:35

hunters we're gonna look over the

14:37

footage we're gonna see if we hear any

14:39

sort of ghost material on it maybe a

14:41

magic boob yeah did you hear that I mean

14:49

like that's the thing is that I didn't

14:50

what did you do something just happen

14:52

it's an incredibly self-aware beam yeah

14:54

I feel chill already this whole yeah

14:58

it's a closing Leah turning poly - yeah

15:01

no there tends to be rational

15:03

explanation for it all you're also

15:05

you're also drinking at McDonald's

15:06

McFlurry right now as well so well I got

15:08

two of them in each hand the world of

15:12

radio you'll never know if it's true or

15:15

not you fucking idiots they'll know it's

15:22

true let's go to the pet store instead

15:24

oh this is a veterinarian with people

15:26

pets or put to sleep dude oh shit with

15:28

dog ghosts episode with what we think

15:31

we'll to go back and listen to that I

15:32

feel like I heard some ghost

15:36

we can't be sarcastic women go in there

15:38

kiss although no I'm not I'm taking

15:40

I got this get the salt last thing you

15:43

want to do it's in every horror movie

15:44

the last thing I do is mock the fucking

15:46

ghost aliens up dead my fucking friend

15:49

ends up dead because you Marc Lee goes

15:50

no man no because we're gonna knock this

15:52

goes into dance because we're going when

15:54

it doesn't expect us to go you're trying

15:56

to fight it and that's wrong though the

15:58

ghost is sleeping though it will wake

16:00

the ghost

16:00

everybody everybody knows I'm not for me

16:03

to capture one groggy half as grumpy as

16:05

you were when I woke you up this morning

16:07

more grumpy I was by me yeah you were an

16:10

asshole you you were sleeping amorous

16:13

how they're supposed to meet you in the

16:14

morning at your house it's been at 11:30

16:16

no call me at 11:00 I called you 11:15

16:18

you were in the city you were in the

16:21

city this is a different show

16:24

so just pipe it down Henry I took a

16:29

taxicab

16:30

I know I did too I took a taxicab the El

16:34

train is out running goes the old heavy

16:36

go is that like that go slut but when

16:38

the El train doesn't run because the

16:39

thing about the El train is that it

16:40

fucking rustles up all the ghosts is

16:44

that how many Chinese died building the

16:45

railroads the railroads that they were

16:49

talking about it's a shame what we did

16:53

the Chinese but now I'm you sing it's

16:56

over dude they they're doing fantastic

16:58

they are doing pretty good you're hard

17:00

workers they got their own town you have

17:04

a whole Chinatown come on guys buck up

17:08

put a smile on that face because you're

17:11

looking Bree said to me I just can't you

17:15

know there's just some moments you can't

17:16

repeat I would never want to that was

17:19

such a fun walk with you Henry

17:20

I think that there if you know I was I

17:22

was there too thank you Marcus it was

17:24

Marcus who was to be with Henry to be

17:26

with you but Holden was there though

17:27

which was disgusting Holden is a ghost

17:30

he is an escutcheon and hungry fucking

17:33

spider human who is uglier Holden or a

17:36

puddle I'm gonna say Holden Holden why

17:39

because a puddle has potential and

17:41

doesn't have a theater yeah a puddle

17:42

isn't slobbering over some girl at a bar

17:44

Oh

17:46

whoa awesome popcorn not Rocky's

17:50

family's get me on please please love we

17:54

win J when you liked it much made my DNA

17:58

is weak so no one will be with me I know

18:06

literally from Henry sperm swim like a

18:08

one-armed toad was very weak and wobbly

18:12

liked to unlike I don't know they have

18:14

four arms o their legs my legs I don't

18:19

know let's get back to ghost hunting

18:21

than the list we got to do this

18:23

nonetheless we walked in there brave as

18:26

firemen right yeah we were like firemen

18:28

but instead of fires we were fighting

18:31

ghosts soon and intrepid fearless brave

18:37

swift of foot yeah stern of mind yes we

18:42

went in there and we we we push this

18:44

ghost down into up unto a dirt pile and

18:48

we rape this ghost we rape the guns I

18:50

gave it a kirby yeah doesn't it teeth

18:51

it's a ghost uh so so yes so we went in

18:56

there with insane intestinal fortitude

18:58

we were brave as mice we were really

19:01

really confident and we decided to do a

19:03

seance to conjure up the demon spirit

19:05

and/or ghost that was haunting the

19:07

beautiful beautiful Natalie and her

19:08

roommate who is also very gorgeous I

19:10

forget her name though you know here is

19:11

a here is a caveat about seance its Gabi

19:16

caveat cave yet um you want to enter

19:20

into a seance situation with an open

19:22

heart open mind what we did was on a

19:24

Saturday afternoon we made while the Sun

19:26

was out and uh it worked really well in

19:29

terms of we don't have a lighting rig

19:31

and so we needed natural light in order

19:32

to build words lighting rig um so so it

19:38

wasn't the proper procedure in order to

19:40

do a seance you want to do a seance

19:42

normally like late at night uh and we we

19:46

did our attempts you're going to see in

19:47

their footage here we go to your talk we

19:49

got some contact we have the ghost um

19:51

but if you really want if you really

19:53

want to contact some ghosts you don't

19:55

want to do it from it's it's from

19:57

midnight to 9:00 a.m. is the proper time

19:59

period

20:00

and I'm come telling where did you read

20:02

that you go online look up how to do a

20:04

say that's not true man because I've

20:05

done seance is it fucking 11 a.m. I've

20:08

done sayings is a 3 p.m. event sands is

20:10 11 p.m. and either one I'm touching 20:13

ghosts you've done multiple seances when

20:16

I was growing up in high school man we

20:17

multiple seances always with the Ouija

20:19

deb-deb what's our demon oh you're

20:21

talking about the Ouija boards different

20:23

than a seance no I understand but I'm

20:24

telling you is you can conjure up a

20:26

ghost at any time it's not actually

20:28

doing it you were just hunched over with

20:29

your other fucking huge Wisconsin fat

20:32

friends all just pushing this thing

20:34

around trying to make each other

20:35

giggling a bunch of little fucking girl

20:37

first of all that sounds exactly the

20:39

definition of you masturbating second of

20:41

all no that's not true man hunched over

20:43

each other covered in cheese going to

20:45

prom with Ouija board I just one more

20:48

tell us where the whole farm we do more

20:50

bomb uh-oh who ate it who ate the Ouija

20:54

board was it Circle several you into

20:57

work nonetheless we got the ghost we

21:00

always conjured up a good demon so no I

21:01

I'm gonna say disregard Henry rule

21:03

henry's rules we did into the perfect

21:05

time and we were able to make contact

21:06

I'm the scientist here now I know but

21:09

sometimes you google things and the you

21:11

go to like whacky Gaffey news.org and

21:14

that's not good website happy Gaffey

21:16

news well I think heavy news org is

21:18

where I learned about you know proper

21:21

shoe sizes how to measure your shoes

21:24

measure your feet for proper shoes it's

21:26

a thing if you want truth like a flowers

21:28

yet you have to look at your feet yeah

21:30

put a shoe next to it does your foot fit

21:33

in the shoe it's the right size I

21:36

learned that from wacky Daffy news.org

21:39

dot-org all right dotnet dot anal

21:47

research we get we get all right so this

21:50

is our séance and and this is going to

21:52

have the argument because Henry and I

21:54

had different visions of the name and

21:55

well I had a pretty I knew it was going

21:58

to be Josephine because that's what she

21:59

said to me in my mind right right but

22:01

then I actually knew the truth so this

22:03

is that the evidence of me being right

22:05

so just do this

22:08

little bitch alright we're going to

22:10

speak with Natalie about it here is this

22:12

Natalie do you want to should we just

22:14

get in here yeah this is all the action

22:16

right started happening so yeah from the

22:20

beginning yes absolutely Brussels when

22:22

we first moved in we would find we would

22:25

wake up in the morning and find our

22:27

jackets which are come up here in a pile

22:31

on the kitchen floor right here it's

22:33

stopping wet like somebody did it in a

22:35

bathtub and spoiled it so in the middle

22:38

of the kitchen just run in that cat it's

22:44

on it goes it's not a goat like

22:45

upsetting that cats real right this is

22:47

casual yeah okay everyone saw that and

22:50

but there would be no water anywhere

22:52

around it and so that was a little weird

22:55

and then and then the weird stuff

22:57

started happening like then you show us

22:58

with the jackets yeah it was

23:00

specifically one you're the dork face

23:03

kind of ghost or was more of a starter

23:05

kind of ghost

23:06

what's its favorite jacket a sweater

23:09

winner goes it should you go got a

23:10

little like mr. Rogers and it was coming

23:13

wet and it would be what it would be

23:16

like this click in a little quail

23:20

but in a coil yeah like the ghost was

23:23

wrapping himself maybe was a baby go she

23:25

was sopping wet and there was no water

23:27

anywhere else it wasn't from the Capel's

23:29

there was no dishes up on the thing so

23:30

that was good and then things started

23:32

happening that the back door would open

23:34

and they would let the cats out that's

23:35

before we were comfortable with letting

23:37

them outside yeah um and then the thing

23:42

with the burners started happening and

23:43

the burners would all be on and they

23:46

would be lit they wouldn't they wouldn't

23:48

just be like the cat flips and the gas

23:49

was on I mean you have to actually like

23:53

well they'd all be out high and they'd

23:55

all be on they'd all be on high that is

23:58

insanity here knows whether they closing

24:00

the water come on burners no there was

24:02

nothing on there it was just the burners

24:04

thank you well that explains why you

24:08

want to be paper towels in the house God

24:10

knows oh yeah any sort of paper towels

24:12

were going on that would be um so look

24:15

at that

24:15

this seems extremely dangerous that is

24:17

extremely dangerous now it blow up the

24:19

whole play did you and you said that you

24:21

felt like you had some further

24:22

communication with the ghosts as well

24:23

right or no we just felt that it was

24:26

well Catherine my roommates

24:27

kind of

24:29

sensitive to it yeah we decided it was a

24:31

pink now yeah

24:32

peasants that's fine cousins cuz we

24:34

don't feel any like beside no fact that

24:37

she's trying to kill us we didn't feel

24:39

anything

24:40

super aggressive yeah I mean I think

24:42

that's just as important I think your

24:44

gut instincts are equally as important

24:47

as anything else feels do you guys know

24:49

it's an incident experience

24:50

there goes your house you feel it yeah

24:53

and the gas thing is probably the thing

24:55

that happens most we wake up in the

24:57

middle of the night and I smell gas it

24:59

has to be on that back door

25:00

that's crazy check out this this was

25:03

also was it the cabinet no forgot about

25:06

the cabinet this cabinet

25:08

Oh so this cabinet described what it was

25:10

so we're sitting in I'm standing in the

25:14

kitchen eating Nutella avatar sure yeah

25:16

why not me no yeah it's like pugs fine

25:20

you do and we do it for monsters don't

25:23

we don't have toilet paper towels for so

25:27

capita was in the bathroom and I was

25:30

standing here and I remember putting the

25:32

lid back on the Nutella and I open this

25:34

cabinet and I put didn't tell her I said

25:36

damn you for bringing me tell it in this

25:38

house and shut the cabinet and I walked

25:41

over here and with my back to me I just

25:43

heard boom and a blue hat up against

25:47

this wall and I had the Harold Backman

25:49

at the scene our bank goosebumps and

25:51

this cabinet had come off of the wall

25:54

the entire thing just this part had come

25:57

off of the wall and landed here upside

26:02

down perfectly upside down

26:04

and missed we have a trash can here Miss

26:08

McAdam missed the trash can so it was

26:09

Aaron Rowand yeah it literally came out

26:12

and Dutchman and nothing I know it so

26:15

they actually be pulling the story that

26:17

was one thing that when I see the actual

26:18

distance that's kind of at that happy

26:20

insane she's here so it yeah

26:23

that's insane it's carrying a certain I

26:24

strong female knows and yeah he goes

26:28

yeah it's your fan damn you let me tell

26:31

him in this house I know a little bit of

26:34

time since you've seen some real

26:36

activity though no the other day well it

26:38

was it was a long stretch without

26:39

anything and then like eight months or

26:42

so

26:42

yeah like months and then my friend and

26:45

I were sitting here in the kitchen the

26:47

other day and she was sitting a chair

26:50

here and just kind of AC Slater self

26:52

looked outside good looks outside and

26:55

she was just she gets up and runs out

26:57

here it looks both sides and she was

27:00

just like oh my god and she was just

27:03

like I she started crying and freaking

27:06

out and I was like what just happened

27:08

and she was like a man just walked by

27:10

the window

27:10

oh yeah that's how girls feel when they

27:12

see Henry usual but different knows your

27:14

good side I'm normally a character

27:16

though yeah I I'm in character and sort

27:18

of recognize them know you're looking at

27:21

this one absolutely so that's so she

27:25

felt she saw somebody saw you shoot a

27:28

normal thin figure walk well in France

27:32

so don't lie read that's really

27:33

fantastic absolutely

27:35

your community then is known as a bit of

27:38

a peeping been so it could and so this

27:43

is the outside space for that is ready

27:44

to use that stored in this place that

27:46

all she left the house don't see left

27:48

immediately that's so intense wow this

27:51

is popular notion is she a pretty crazy

27:55

woman yeah yeah alright what she

28:02

menstruating midget this is right were

28:04

you menstruating during this whole time

28:07

brings ghosts actually use the jokes in

28:10

fact activity does you gather a lot like

28:12

sharks and that they love to watch from

28:13

your men astray

28:14

I said no it's actually put it's the

28:15

truth though normal poltergeist activity

28:17

when it happens around girls that are

28:19

body to changing oh yeah to the first

28:22

time the first time so you're a gymnast

28:23

for a long period of time that would

28:25

explain it you know your hymen fun links

28:26

yeah but that's nothing it's pretty big

28:30

on sex not talk to your daughter

28:32

he's gonna be really creeped out have to

28:34

understand that man's penis gets a

28:36

gorgeous blood it's gonna just rip and

28:38

roar fluid or fine even title which I'm

28:42

doing right now suit I'm doing vibe

28:43

right now it's gonna get there it's

28:45

gonna get there alright all joking aside

28:47

serious all just in time let's um I

28:51

think we got it some of the ghosts and

28:53

we have to do our best to communicate

28:54

we're going to try communicate with this

28:56

ghost we're going to do some tribes for

28:57

ghost hunting techniques

28:59

we're neighbor Stacey renamer Stacey's

29:01

oh good enough I take Josephine

29:03

Josephine Josephine but this doesn't

29:06

matter we're gonna get the hardest

29:08

matter in like 30 seconds so let's do

29:13

business and here for 30 seconds yeah

29:15

okay so this is the seance and Henry and

29:17

I are going to do we're going to try

29:19

something with the writing yes some

29:21

automatic writing so this is the thing

29:23

about a seance is that um this is a

29:26

procedure to be taken very seriously um

29:28

it's a vulnerable

29:31

procedure we're opening up a spiritual

29:33

gate from this world to the next world

29:37

we have been try and communicate with

29:39

Josephine

29:40

um that's Joseph in just fin that's what

29:45

I call knife colors that's what I call

29:47

the nikon safety though I'm going to say

29:49

Josephine and what we've said up here is

29:54

it traditional seance we didn't we

29:56

couldn't find a crucifix so we got a

29:58

picture of one this is better than just

30:01

a crucifix notice you have Jesus on it

30:03

and you have his whole crew

30:04

Mary Mary Magdalene with a prostitute

30:06

it's kind of fun to think about the

30:07

Bible of prostitutes and then this is

30:09

just one of Jesus's buddies he fucked

30:11

Mary Magdalene now and that's the thing

30:13

of a shakotan one of the things in

30:15

DaVinci cuz that's it's a real of the

30:16

many things yeah so it's kind of fun to

30:19

think about and then the table is set

30:22

with a simple black tablecloth but this

30:25

is vital this is what this was much like

30:27

Acme Looney Tunes this is the door that

30:29

they go to but I would also say that

30:31

it's very difficult to just find a black

30:32

tablecloth so this is this is sort of a

30:35

black lacy window lacquer it's what I do

30:37

think what's a female ghost and are we

30:39

think it's better to saw see something

30:41

texture yeah but this is all Syria but

30:44

this is again this is just something

30:45

that you could do at your house we've

30:47

lit candles to invoke and this is going

30:52

to be for then do you want it do you

30:53

feel like you're sensitive enough to UM

30:55

to do the automatic writing I mean I

30:59

think I can I can give it a go okay so

31:02

this let me leave this talk I'll lead

31:03

okay so you try and see we need this up

31:07

and out

31:07

yeah let it in you also hold this sound

31:09

ma'am thank you thank you I'm just glad

31:13

that you just--can as this is this town

31:15

man it's just good to have you

31:16

ah ah all right so when we look at the

31:19

footage happen it's again this is one of

31:22

those things

31:23

anything could happen behind us we're

31:25

looking to see if the video camera can

31:26

catch any orbs if this sound machine the

31:30

sound you're looking recording machine

31:32

what's going on there it is I do feel

31:34

chill as well um

31:38

and we're going to see if this has any

31:41

holdin this is serious yeah

31:43

so everyone vault in the seance we're

31:48

going to open our minds and where I put

31:51

each one has to put our hands on the

31:52

table

31:53

okay put our hands on the table

31:56

you're really good Oldham thank you for

31:58

holding that okay close your eyes now I

32:03

will invoke josephine into the room

32:09

Josephine we're here to speak with you

32:14

we've come with an open mind and an open

32:17

heart if you are in the room show us a

32:23

sign show yourself

32:25

it's not immediately slot no then

32:31

doesn't this has been I'm Henry this is

32:35

our sound man who has no name and

32:38

Natalie and Natalie who lives here

32:46

I'm sorry as your wife she wants to kill

32:52

Natalie this is the thing all right come

32:54

anyway some animals what

32:55

kids'll we can't do this I'm just saying

32:59

they go cannot do this in your tone Oh

33:05

Josephine hold in your snickering it's

33:14

not allow us to capture and a secret lab

33:16

direction laughter Hertz the ghost

33:20

Josephine

33:21

give us a sign shows that you're here if

33:24

you are here deliver unto us three

33:28

knocks any knock one knock

33:34

give her some time oh this a Tanakh just

33:41

one if not we will not get

33:48

Josephine three knocks man flicker the

33:57

candles slightly if you're in the room

34:00

Mellon looks good that one did flicker

34:02

get up get a close-up on that one and

34:04

that one is definitely current Josephine

34:12

turn on all the burners and throw the

34:14

net words at me through them during the

34:16

design man just throw in our nameless

34:19

faceless on them it doesn't have a

34:23

personality I've been on another

34:25

predator shows okay

34:29

Kissel why don't you try something

34:31

automatic writing I think it's gone I

34:32

think that's how we're gonna break

34:33

through okay whistles really sensitive

34:36

keep really good at this mmm so just

34:39

let's give him a beat

34:44

Josephine isn't making you write any

34:46

words

34:52

okay I'm seeing up seeing it my name

35:05

it's alright oh my god oh my name is

35:15

Stacy the whole doc Stacy it's like this

35:30

is big look at that you can't make that

35:33

up and she knows English man it's just

35:38

my name is Stacy

35:39

ah just true comedians which is the

35:44

thing I've been on the vaudeville

35:45

circuit for as long as we have you get a

35:47

natural timing that is just it's just

35:50

unbeatable yeah um but very welcome

35:53

everybody it we give and we give and we

35:58

give and all we ask that you give you

36:01

give us give to us your laughter and

36:03

your joy so that was the sounds and I

36:07

feel like we really made some good

36:08

contact there and I think overall we had

36:10

a positive experience with the with the

36:12

with the other side of the world and

36:14

it's nice to know that when you die you

36:16

can always use an oven we uh appease the

36:19

ghost the ghost is gone it's not coming

36:22

back it's not gonna kill Natalie is not

36:26

gonna kill her roommate it's not gonna

36:27

kill anybody it's gone it's an abusive

36:30

relationships Natalie just wants him

36:32

back so bad or her but she wants she I

36:34

mean in the but in the end it's gonna be

36:36

fine because she's gonna meet a nice

36:38

younger just that nice ghost and honor

36:41

it's good treat her right good he has

36:43

leaving dollar bills every but here's a

36:45

here is Natalie thanking us for what we

36:48

were being a real she thanked us yes

36:50

yeah

36:51

and I know you can't see it because it's

36:52

a podcast but she's wearing a very

36:53

low-cut black shirt and I say yes hello

36:57

she's incredibly nice and will never

37:00

ever be with us no Natalie

37:04

I'm from Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski

37:06

Natalie I love you I can't do this

37:09

Natalie yes pretend to be me Natalie

37:12

would you go on a date with me I'll wear

37:14

my finest horse shoe no you feel

37:16

yourself well ruining this you're

37:18

ruining I'm trying to get you laid dude

37:20

I'm trying to fucking hook you up with a

37:23

chick who's got sweet sweet hello that's

37:25

good enough and a nice fucking tuchus

37:26

I'm not good enough - fine you're fine

37:29

you're fine no I liked what he was

37:31

saying before he's fine let's cut to

37:33

Natalie's very genuine response thanking

37:35

us I did like that not good enough stuff

37:37

though and what good enough it was fine

37:39

but very bad for him dad that's that

37:42

that's what I liked about it I'm wearing

37:43

a suit I'm your fucking you are what's

37:46

ibly wet - you're sweating through that

37:48

suit ham I'm hot it's not a good choice

37:51

of this room I learned no hardly any

37:53

clothing you know Hey so my goodness I'm

37:55

essentially naked right now

37:57

yeah it's a suit Saturday so I had no

38:00

choice and I am drunk this is our friend

38:04

Natalie and we just wanted to get a

38:06

genuine reaction from her after we

38:08

busted her ghost right in its fuckin ass

38:10

um I definitely feel that something is

38:15

lifted I feel like something that that

38:18

whatever it was is not here anymore and

38:20

honestly I feel a little sad I think you

38:23

know because well she has been Stacy

38:26

that we found out her name was in with

38:28

us for you know the past two years and

38:30

so it's maybe gonna be a little bit

38:32

lonely and yeah um but for the most part

38:35

I thank you I will say Henry promises to

38:38

come over every night okay we're all to

38:39

run more the house - just double check

38:41

that she's gone I just like to be I'll

38:43

be around now so you probably won't even

38:45

know I'm here at the time I'll be like

38:47

outside backyard this wine yeah yeah no

38:50

it's totally safe and normal not just

38:52

what you I'm thorough okay

38:54

in terms of ghost hunting so you're just

38:56

gonna do like I'm like a follow-up yeah

38:58

buh-bye

38:58

I'll give you a bus

39:03

okay yeah yeah pastor body no edge with

39:08

you for life now but I feel like you did

39:10

your jobs you did it well and

39:12

congratulations thank you thank you

39:14

you're letting us into your space I know

39:16

for a fact I mean in terms of ghost

39:18

hunting it's important to get people's

39:19

permission you know to getting get in

39:21

here and connect and and be open

39:24

emotional and I really think that we

39:26

succeeded that today yeah yeah it was it

39:29

was a success Thank You Natalie thank

39:31

you thank you good bye good bye Stacey I

39:35

hope that you are hugging Mozart in

39:39

heaven right now that's a nice that's a

39:41

nice thing to say I honey I don't know

39:43

what he was like as a man you could have

39:45

been a basket he's a bastard gay minion

39:47

was he gay Mozart yeah we'll talk when

39:49

you just say that because you're honest

39:51

no no he was very poppy yeah he was yeah

39:55

everybody was fucking fun no they were

39:57

gay fathers yeah he was gay yours mother

39:59

no it doesn't weird we know so if Mozart

40:04

was blind your idiot that was Beethoven

40:06

Beethoven was deaf all right it doesn't

40:09

matter because Henry is fucking these

40:11

walls safety hope you're enjoying my

40:13

certain heaven Greg goose Galatians

40:14

tasty me goose elations

40:16

all right all right well Diggy is just a

40:23

barn burner really amazing love Henry

40:25

wouldn't you please he is lonely around

40:28

it there's just there so sometimes like

40:31

things want in one area and then other

40:34

areas I can exceed in I can be good

40:36

you're doing great

40:37

yeah I will say we were amazing and

40:39

ladies and gentlemen Henry Zebrowski Ben

40:42

Kissel Marcus parks

40:43

we are officially announcing we are for

40:46

hire if you have a ghost for free - we

40:49

won't we don't want money we just want

40:51

to see your ghosts that's gonna try to

40:53

angle for some money ah

40:54

but now we can't do it I didn't even

40:55

think of it I didn't think about all

40:57

right Liz double we are for hire all you

40:59

need to do is provide us with bread all

41:02

we want is bread and beer occasionally a

41:04

beer there's a place to take a shit a

41:06

place to take a shit okay we'll all have

41:08

our individual demands yeah but so I

41:11

want jellybeans

41:12

okay all right so but only green jelly

41:15

beans all right

41:16

so ladies yelling first of all I am the

41:20

only one for hire just hire me I will go

41:23

in there with with two completely

41:25

different people they they will look and

41:27

act exactly like Henry and Marcus and

41:29

there will be named Henry Marcus but

41:30

believe me they are different people who

41:33

don't have such ACDC like demands

41:37

strange alright so if you have a true

41:40

wanting story you believe there is a

41:42

ghost in your house we want to meet it

41:45

we want to talk with it we want to bust

41:47

it and suck it ass yeah so lettuce so

41:51

let us be coming to your homes let us be

41:53

in your kitchen

41:54

let us talk to you and really around you

41:57

yeah I mean it was a place to stay you

42:01

know just a place to sleep in your bed

42:03

sleep in your bed um and where can they

42:06

contact us Marcus Marcus Jay parks at

42:08

gmail.com do not hesitate if you have a

42:10

ghost if you have seen a Wolfman if you

42:13

live with an alien we will come to your

42:15

house and we will bust it all right

42:19

everybody will talk to you very soon

42:20

absolutely put a bonnet on it

42:25

chowtime Megu salacious last podcast on

42:31

the last featured on Keith and the girl

42:33

even the girl gated the girl get us on

42:36

the show man I'm wearing a suit what if

42:38

we just if we keep saying if we google

42:40

people google it will we show up will we

42:42

uh audio does not show up on Google

42:44

Google and guy changer just change

42:48

Google just clean you make it eat oh no

42:50

here's what I'll do I'll just write

42:52

transcripts of every single episode and

42:54

then post those online finally be

42:56

working hard enough yeah exactly yeah

42:58

would you actually do some work around

43:00

here

43:00

doubt it seriously ladies and gentlemen

43:03

gag me with a spoon

43:05

hmm McGoo solutions I'm sorry I

43:09

perforated into that microphone yeah

43:11

Hachi machi this ain't good Chow time

43:14

I'm looking forward to it those are mine

43:18

like it did put a baby on it put the

43:22

baby in it yeah it's a shit pour some

43:23

chili on it

43:24

Oh three pour some Chee a man about it

43:29

are you just channel what your father

43:32

told you to do bigger back you to shit

43:36

when you were six taking your first

43:38

double load hey I'm at about at your

43:42

brother escorted you to take the dumps

43:44

until you were six and then hmm yes yeah

43:48

yes yes what it is yeah that's what it

43:52

is yeah that's it and you got it belowed

43:55

you nip it in the bud there is mother is

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very attractive