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there's no place to escape to this is

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the last podcast on the left that's when

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the cannibalism started Smith I was a

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born expert on God in life that's what

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everyone tells me I'm help people who

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I love lunges they always remind me that

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I have balls you know good lunge really

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can stretch out the testicles yeah you

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know reminds me I have balls my penis

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ladies and gentlemen we are your life

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coach here and the last podcast on the

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left

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welcome to the spookiest Aoki is the

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greatest podcast ever to exist with

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Marcus Parks I'm Ben Kisling with us as

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always the one and only you know this is

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just it's just me and we don't cause we

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just don't you doing little man oh no

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Henry no who are you Henry

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Henry Zebrowski unplugged this is a no

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no I don't like unplug i'm acoustic can

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plug an acoustic No who are you Henry

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where are you from dude you fucking know

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karate you fucking know I'm a big

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fucking motherfucker I'm trying to eat

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all the children I want I'll eat your

01:33

corn do you have some shrimp I'll eat

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your shrimp are always this a market I'm

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gonna squash the market you know why are

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you you know who I am are you rosh

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hashanah hazel grouse

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and half-hours of years we live in

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traditions live in traditions and

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rolling the dice everyone spinning the

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dreidel and laughing I am so Jewish I've

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got a big hat yeah I love that song

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great Rosh Hashanah Rosh Hashanah comes

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once a year

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Rosh Hashanah leave your shoes at the

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door you said to put its gifts in your

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shoes so I'll just buy the house that's

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not necessarily a tradition you know who

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you are

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Hebrew Henry Zebrowski oh that's my

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Hebrew stuff that was perfect oh yeah my

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Ebru material got about a got a good 25

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new minutes on justy brews oh my

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goodness alright so today we're talking

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about in this combustion situation so

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this is the it's it's absolutely

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remarkable did we don't normally talk

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about our my tie your it still dude Ben

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Kissel's wearing a fucking full suit in

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the studio today for some reason and um

02:59 - I just see the heat is coming off of 03:02

you you're literally sweating through

03:04

your shirt through your tie through my

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time no it's gross it's like 85 degrees

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out you smell like a pizza you know like

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a bad pizza you know the community's

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like 95% today okay well I'm little

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another show I'm covered in Vaseline

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I don't ran out of powder all right

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random powder so now I am moist like you

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like all you normal fucking idiots all

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right and I'm covered in powder like I

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normally am like a good smart Boy Scout

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always prepared Jesus Christ

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fat man go through the exact same thing

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to get ready is it's fucking fat women

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it just takes you a lot longer before

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you can present yourself to the outside

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world absolutely because I have to cinch

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myself up and cover myself in various

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sweet-smelling powders I'm like I'm like

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how Mozart will get ready in the morning

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that's how I get ready I put on my wig

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and I put on my corset I cover myself in

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powders I raped my servants and then I

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write beautiful songs

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and then you go to bed cursing Moliere

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Rosh Hashanah comes up he wants a year

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put your pumpkin on the stoop covered

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with the Jewish face Oh interesting

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Wow well I really okay so anyway to

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somebody okay so we're talking about

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internal combustion which spontaneous

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combustion taneous human combustion

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spontaneous internal combustion human

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but there is the first time in something

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like 20 years it is an actual reported

04:30

case of spontaneous human combustion

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happened in Ireland about three or four

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days ago these are the first times you

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have really cover human events on this

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show so uh this is and well it's what it

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is it's like somebody burst into flames

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a guy named a Michael Flaherty from

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Ireland

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his name is Finnerty it's happy fa h e

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RT y which is fatty oh um it sounds like

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a sticky to beat your children with yeah

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you've got to fetch me my fare Tina sure

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yeah who will be taking me potatoes why

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no player land welcome to air hidden a

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weird wooden shoes that's a good point

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as that who wears the wooden shoes oh

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that would be the Dutch oh no can wait

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with the Dutch so this fella he's just

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hanging out in a bar a saloon a

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furniture at home there is a home there

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has been about I there's been about like

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actual it over the recorded human

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history there's been like 16 actual

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cases of spontaneous human combustion

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that people are allowed to like say this

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was spontaneous human combustion he was

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alone in his house he's 76 years old

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when they found his body his remains

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were just absolutely just charred he

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look like he was set on fire there was

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no fire damage except for a small radius

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around his body and on the ceiling above

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him there was no there was no record of

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fire at the building the rest of the

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building was fine

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it's a fire sorted inside of his body

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and he just burst into flames it handed

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you his love

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like he was just like you met a gal and

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he just like had it inside of him and

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then the love killed him or how does it

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what look here's some interactive so

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here are some interesting facts about

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spontaneous human combustion is that

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most of the time happens whenever the

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person is alone yeah

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which is strange it's very strange and

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you seem like because it's like a lonely

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loosing something was like people who

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are like lonely like who have not been

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around people in a long time like is

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like weird like because his wife had

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died you're talking about he's been

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living alone for some like 20 years

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that's that's the nightmare man

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yeah that's how you're gonna die feel

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like it looks exactly the same way as uh

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one of the villains that died in the

06:37

original Batman the 1989 when the Joker

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went up yeah yeah yeah with the electric

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buzzer he seems a little hot which is

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first of all Joker always funny and

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amazing

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second of all that's it second second

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fact about spontaneous human combustion

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almost oh no all of the reported cases

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at least that I saw in my research were

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all either in the United States or

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Western Europe it's a huge like a

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lightness research I feel like you're

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thumbing through like the catacombs is

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like it which is like a diamond glass I

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like looking through like mom award

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carving the first recorded instance of

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spontaneous human combustion was in the

07:21 15th century and how does that what 07:23

happened there also alone well they also

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believe that you could like let out a

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gallon worth of blood and you could stop

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the plagues happen they also believe

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that you know that all crazy people had

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a spirits in their hand yeah they might

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I mean they do we don't know totally but

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this is this is the most what the the

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last recorded case of spontaneous human

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combustion was in 1992 in America and

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they just did they don't know what

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causes it they know it's a phenomenon

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there's like and the range of shit that

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can quote unquote cause spontaneous

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human combustion is kind of insane it's

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like one is I mean of course it's like

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ghosts you know that's one thing you

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could say a diamond edit which is a way

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to just kind of like not not by I'll be

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the skeptic here I'm not buying a demon

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I mean it's just tell me number two um

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and then there was there there was you

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know there saying sir from outside

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sources what's like you know like a

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cigarette ash or like something that

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happened

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and that subcutaneous fat can home look

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at that yeah you're like this the stuff

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that's like right under your skin can

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hold methane and they're saying that

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there's like something about like if you

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like fall asleep but like a cigarette in

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your hand and then like it can set fire

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to be fast it splits open the skin they

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call it the wick effect yeah it splits

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it splits open the skin and the

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subcutaneous fat is ignited by a

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cigarette or book and also a lot of the

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cases happen near fireplaces or chimneys

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yeah and this case he was near if I was

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in the fireplace always huffing on the

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fume that's what's weird that his head

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was in the goddamn fireplace is really

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yeah I didn't need that detail yeah well

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it was ill he was so he burnt to know

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there was a fire in the fireplace

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well there was it was like he's got set

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on fire and he's like oh yeah fire

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better go in there for Varga that saves

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the cremation process a bit of time but

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hey making Finnerty and if a burning up

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I have got to make sure I'm in knew it

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the logs he's polite he's burning alive

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from the inside be polite and the the

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fire always starts in the torso and

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spreads out so most of the time the only

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things that they find that aren't

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charred and burnt completely are like

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hands and feet so imagine just a court

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like a skeleton like a burnt corpse who

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just the only thing that they have or

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just their hands and their feet I see it

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too many times it's kind of fun though

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at the same time I'd kind of like to see

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it just want to shake his hand be like

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why haven't you been at work lately and

09:48

another thing they also said hahahaha

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and the other thing it says ball

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lightning yeah

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ball lightning lightning can occur and

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in orbs really and like I'm a little

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like ball lightning will just come

10:02

through a window of somebody's house and

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set them on fire which is like the most

10:06

random most random shitty thing that can

10:08

happen to a human beings just like the

10:10

odd playing craps yeah it's just close

10:13

your window if you're getting chased by

10:14

ball lightning you know you're just not

10:16

getting that promotion you just deserve

10:18

to die

10:19

you just have always yeah yeah you're

10:21

done Darlene's not going to be with you

10:23

darling died 20 years ago charlie

10:25

ya know and that's just you told the

10:28

pictures out throw them away stop

10:30

looking at her face Miguel lose some

10:32

weight

10:32

ya get better with yourself escape from

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the ball lightning that's following you

10:36

everywhere you go come to America open

10:38

up a deli yeah just get out of Ireland

10:41

Michael favourtie for me I could have

10:43

bought your ticket come here cop joke

10:47

it's like Miss Cleo I don't know what

10:48

that is it is all of all of your accents

10:51

always turn in Jamaican accent ha ha

10:55

Mandela's makeup hey auntie bumble

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cotton over clap um that's all I know

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how to do the only and that's the fourth

11:02

cause of internal combustion fuckin

11:04

human combustion yeah one of the only

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actual witnesses there are two something

11:08

that they think could have turned into

11:10

spontaneous human combustion something

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like it is uh there was a little girl in

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England in the 70s or 80s and her mother

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witnessed that stories really fun I love

11:20

that story yeah that's a her mother they

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were walking up the driveway and all of

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a sudden these blue lights starting

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appearing belief beneath the little

11:28

girl's feet like these like blue flames

11:30

like methane yeah like like the type of

11:32

flame that you get when you've never

11:34

yeah yeah yeah and so like the woman

11:36

like grab the kid and pulled her shoes

11:38

off brought her into the house and like

11:39

threw into a tub of water and she didn't

11:41

explode but sills like these big huge

11:44

flames but upon urner like I like them

11:46

yeah like yeah flames of a burner like a

11:48

pilot light yeah yeah whoa the authors

11:51

say something about like right before

11:52

your body you can slap it I mean if you

11:56

late no but that's what they said is the

11:57

you xdc you you go into a trance yeah

12:00

that like you're you freeze up and that

12:02

your body kind of like shuts down and

12:05

then so you don't know you're bursting

12:06

in flames yeah you essentially kind of

12:08

like shut down we'll say the body does a

12:10

very nice job from death

12:12

whenever all these near-death stories

12:13

everyone's like it was the most peaceful

12:14

I've ever been yeah at the end I was

12:16

just like I am ready to go and then they

12:18

had to come back and you know

12:19

yeah and steel with this foot into a

12:21

podcast yeah but that's a UH but you're

12:25

at your brain I don't know what what is

12:28

it do what I mean besides just being

12:30

conscious of the fact that we're gonna

12:32

die I feel like it's just the nicest

12:34

thing that we have evolved because our

12:37

time is that

12:38

happen like why does our body radius for

12:40

death and that's the day it's it's weird

12:42

that's some sort of evolution thing

12:43

because doesn't evolution prepare you to

12:45

survive not to die but then you also see

12:48

the same phenomenon with the dogs and

12:50

somebody I was only when I any very fast

12:52

I feel like he was like totally ready to

12:54

go my daugther Pomeranian a big teddy

12:56

bear

12:57

r.i.p i love teddy bear i don't want to

13:00

get that i want to do this you can't get

13:02

emotional no I know I like I don't want

13:04

you to write his Pomeranian Volta yeah

13:06

he would have died from internal

13:07

combustion it would have been a durable

13:09

coal he is a flame but he is running

13:13

down and he's got little boo-boos coming

13:15

out of his butt that are also a flame I

13:17

just wonder about it but I think that

13:20

animals haven't every more like sort of

13:22

direct idea of when they're gonna die

13:25

but it's like our brain kind of like

13:27

even though we know we're gonna die it's

13:28

like our when we're ready

13:29

I mean I'm also one of those people

13:31

believe that when I'm on my deathbed and

13:33

I'm 86 cuz I'm in died 87 you know

13:35

because from our psychic experience yeah

13:37

and that I'm gonna go kicking screaming

13:39

yeah I'm not gonna be one of those who's

13:41

like I'm ROH oh I've lived so many years

13:44

there's no reason for me to be around

13:45

anymore I'm gonna be like everyone's

13:52

gonna hate being around me when I'm done

13:53

yeah I can't wait I'm just got to still

13:55

be kids and be like breathe into my

13:58

mouth let me steal years from you brace

14:02

you love a god let me drink your blood

14:04

let me be human again nothing that's the

14:07

best way to live forever

14:08

Bob solutely I mean that's what I mean

14:09

have my brain put into a robot body soon

14:11

as it's fucking available good idea yeah

14:13

that's a real good at this year's is not

14:15

I think I don't care what a psychic says

14:17

it's not last in 96 years this body is

14:20

not for this body's not for like this is

14:24

my starter body not a long-distance body

14:26

no no no no I'm gonna get it better

14:28

about it in this it's gonna be robot it

14:29

no you have a great body I think that

14:31

yeah I mean that's the thing I mean if

14:33

you're gonna go though it sounds like

14:35

this this combustion situation isn't

14:37

that bad you don't know it sounds like

14:39

it's also incredibly painful

14:40

ya know you don't know your body can

14:42

freeze up but I'd imagine your mind is

14:44

probably this

14:45

on visit revealed outside as soon as

14:47

your body goes through an insane trauma

14:49

like that it just shuts down you don't

14:50

feel anything you just you just go on

14:52

and frankly then when you when you're

14:54

above and your spirit self you look down

14:56

and you're like oh my God my awesome

14:59

dude yeah like I'm burnt to a crisp man

15:01

like that's pretty cool you know another

15:03

theory about a spontaneous combustion is

15:06

that the body contains an electrical

15:07

field yeah that sometimes like in that

15:10

the methane it's another methane thing

15:12

is that the electrical field somehow

15:14

ignites the methane in the body like in

15:17

the gastrointestinal tract it just

15:18

didn't ignites that and then that

15:20

ignites the the anybody ever talked

15:24

about like the feathers maybe like two

15:26

groups of like military might going on

15:28

in your body all times and like they fat

15:30

they fight they battle and then and then

15:32

sometimes like a big explosion happens

15:34

and you it I think that those people

15:36

would be severely deluded then they

15:37

would be living in a sort of yeah they

15:39

would they would probably kill

15:41

themselves oh because they were you know

15:43

they're like I've got to end the war

15:44

yeah yeah I've got to end the war side

15:47

of me so I better blow up the world yeah

15:49

that's the thing just the fact that our

15:51

bodies can just I guess randomly explode

15:52

is kind of interesting I love it I just

15:54

wish I was walking down the street and I

15:56

got splattered with a whole bunch of

15:58

goop and blood like a Gallagher concert

15:59

I'm like oh wow that dude just exploded

16:02

like well I'm insane it's like if I was

16:03

going to commit suicide just Afghanistan

16:05

is basically what we're asking for yeah

16:07

it's like we're like little IEDs yeah I

16:10

just want a little human IEDs running

16:11

all over town they do that they do with

16:13

children they play pot they take little

16:15

kids they put they line their clothes

16:17

with grenades and they walk up to

16:18

America American soldiers go in medical

16:20

in automatic America they're like we've

16:22

got to save this kid they pick up the

16:24

kidney boom any fucking blows up kills

16:26

everybody man they can't trust anybody

16:28

over there yeah that's a good point I

16:29

think that I mean yeah that's the

16:33

closest thing that I can think of right

16:34

now to actually being able to humanely

16:36

combust yeah I just can't wait anyway if

16:38

you would if you would combust the

16:40

amount of goop that would come out of

16:41

your body

16:42

God knows I feel like it would look like

16:44

you just harness the energy that came

16:47

off of me burning oh yeah you could run

16:50

this whole Creek in the cave yeah Green

16:52

cave Seattle as a matter of fact yeah

16:54

you the Space Needle could be I could be

16:55

completely uh

16:57

you know full of electricity for decades

16:59

that would be really

16:59

based upon your blood technically I

17:01

would fix our energy crisis problem yeah

17:04

yeah you should humanely combust just

17:07

for the world I don't want to take my

17:09

gift of laughter away from the world by

17:13

just exploding that's a good point

17:15

you know I don't want to take that away

17:16

from people that's true because people

17:19

love you Henry and I don't want you to

17:21

take that away from the model people

17:22

like extravagantly tolerate me as I

17:25

think is that they really just be really

17:27

really just they're really into just

17:29

like being a fine that I'm around

17:31

drowning or humanely combust what you

17:33

gonna call human like a bus Marcus

17:35

humanely combust I'm going drowning

17:38

I'm just routed well this wiper then

17:41

combinations over isn't it um I just

17:45

wonder I'm dying

17:47

our bodies are weird you know and then

17:49

run is weird are my funny is my but it's

17:52

very weird to do you think this is a

17:54

good body

17:54

thank you what's you know I will I do

17:56

manual labor it's the least flaw in the

17:59

coffee shop

17:59

I'm a dishwasher so there's a lot of

18:01

manual labor involved you do wash those

18:03

dishes fake our sleep

18:05

I saw you clear those when they do yeah

18:08

oh you clean windows I clean windows

18:11

that's me I don't know endows icon to

18:13

launch in vibe the vindaloo momentum is

18:16

coming on Vice people humanely combusted

18:19

all over the windows god damn it man but

18:23

it makes my Friday stuff I love it

18:25

getting the guts out if you ever been by

18:28

yourself and in the apartment and like

18:31

waiting for something spooky to happen

18:34

yeah I'll sometimes sit by myself like a

18:37

late into the night

18:38

that's why you're Chinese delivery time

18:40

like in 30 minutes some Spooky's about

18:42

some he's gonna know it's more like 45

18:45

minutes

18:45

hooman you get it inside of yourself how

18:47

long did you eat Chinese food takes me a

18:48

solid seven Nancy and hanging out with

18:50

Hannah Hannah I'm Hannah with Henry in

18:52

Wall Street he comes over we're editing

18:54

in this video and he orders some Chinese

18:56

food okay it's a one-man order if she

18:59

told me it's not up sell you she up

19:02

you're relatively easy to upsell

19:04

what because she wouldn't understand me

19:06

I literally I was I was like I was like

19:08

can I get general says small Genesis

19:10

Channel gave birth all the were you all

19:12

come out of your mouth yes I did yes I

19:14

fucking did I fit hi plaintiff or small

19:17

General Tso's turns into six dumplings a

19:20

large general showers a dumpling egg

19:22

roll a side order of rice listen to me

19:25

listen to me you fucking asshole fuck

19:28

just say I ordered a small change if

19:31

it's not what got delivered no because

19:33

she was like you'll all combination

19:34

accommodate your plate

19:35

comment your plate and I was like no no

19:37

no no I just want a small General Tso's

19:39

chicken that comes to white rice a

19:40

comment as you play call arrow arrow and

19:42

I was like I know that I know what

19:44

fucking does okay and I was getting

19:46

irritated with a woman in the end I'm

19:47

just like I'm not gonna be racist here

19:49

I'm gonna get I'm just gonna take what

19:52

you gave me

19:52

you got outwitted by an immigrant course

19:54

she did hi Julie they're working harder

19:57

than us she works for 18 hour to 18

19:59

hours a day she's gonna close the fat

20:01

people and that's the thing is you she

20:03

hung up she was like oh yeah we got six

20:04

egg rolls

20:05

we got six dumplings and a large

20:08

generals house yeah he's a stupid white

20:10

dude I told him oh it was just like a

20:11

white man it's from like acting like

20:13

Irish hello combusted hello yes cheddy

20:16

food hey Johnny oh my god you want you

20:19

want that you want that yeah this guy's

20:22

gonna be a fucking easy mark

20:24

he sounds blubbery so anyway the other

20:29

thing about spontaneous human combustion

20:31

is they did a lot of victims of

20:34

spontaneous human combustion have a very

20:36

high blood alcohol content when it

20:37

happens oh no I mean and I know look at

20:40

you no I know I'm sitting next to

20:42

fucking WC Fields here and you are I

20:45

smell fire coming from stop drinking the

20:50

well the more you sweat into that suit I

20:51

mean the more dampen is then the less

20:53

likely it is your person apply is that

20:55

right I mean I hope so yeah because you

20:59

just got you're ruining the suit I know

21:01

um it's from Calvin Klein I got from Jay

21:04

Bilas who ESPN commentator I did I did a

21:07

commercial with him and he's exactly my

21:09

size

21:10

and so this is Jay Bilas his suit he

21:12

gave it to me because I told about oh

21:14

man I don't have a suit he's like do you

21:17

want my suit and I was like no no

21:19

are you sure you don't want to like well

21:21

I don't have one I gotta go to a wedding

21:23

soon so this is Jay Bilas a suit do you

21:26

think that's a story there Jay Bilas is

21:28

but if there are people out there no and

21:30

they'll be like oh that's a really great

21:31

story Ben you must be doing very well

21:32

and you're right I'm doing fine

21:34

Gil do you think the fact that we are

21:36

conscious of death and the fact that our

21:39

brain senses after death

21:40

you think that there is a Ewing it's a

21:42

two-way street do you think it's that

21:44

there is an afterlife personally read

21:47

lock and key by this hill in Rodriguez

21:50

character it's the greatest comic ever

21:52

about the afterlife in my opinion but

21:54

it's not a factual book it's a comic

21:56

book there were no factual books about

21:57

the afterlife you fucking idiot I don't

22:00

know if you books are about the

22:01

afterlife no ones you can't write one

22:03

when you're dead I'm just saying it I

22:06

think I think it's like a chicken in the

22:08

egg type conversation where it's like

22:09

you leave first

22:11

the cow hello you were dealing this

22:14

because you don't want to get to the

22:15

harder ah screw you don't get your own

22:17

podcast man fuck two strikes what you do

22:21

from now yeah come on we have the

22:23

finished conversation yeah we do um yeah

22:25

but yeah I think do you think it's a

22:27

chicken and the egg sort of scenario

22:29

where we're we fashioned a model of the

22:34

afterlife from our own brains and it

22:36

because of because our consciousness

22:37

creates it that it's real like is it

22:40

real like even though it's created by

22:42

our brains right the vision of the

22:44

afterlife the tunnel of light going to

22:46

see God like B being conscious of death

22:49

do you think that in the end that that's

22:51

what makes it real the fact we think

22:53

about it here's something interesting

22:54

that they have done scientific tests on

22:57

this they do it I think with astronauts

22:59

and a test pilot where they put them in

23:02

a spinning type thing you remember that

23:04

scene in spies like us never they put

23:06

them in this yeah the judge I like Jeep

23:08

scope something like that but if they

23:10

spend these guys long enough then they

23:13

will have an actual out-of-body

23:14

experience yeah I've heard about that

23:16

a lot of evidence about that stuff that

23:19

I I nearly died or whatever that is

23:22

every single after and it's really

23:23

bizarre they're all very similar reading

23:25

this book called the secret history of

23:26

consciousness that's like kind of like

23:29

talks about that a lot of it what it

23:30

examines is sort of like

23:33

what came to does the brain make

23:35

consciousness or is consciousness the

23:37

reason why there is life anywhere like

23:39

is consciousness its own thing and like

23:42

sort of creates its own apparatus and

23:44

that you they say that so the brain like

23:48

serves as like you know the information

23:51

center of your body of course but the

23:53

way collects informations all separately

23:55

where like the your your optic nerves

23:58

and your your oral nerves and like all

24:01

that works separately they all collect

24:02

different information different parts of

24:04

the brain there the what what unites all

24:07

of it into a big picture is something

24:09

that no one can understand and so a lot

24:11

of people talking about that's what

24:12

consciousness is which is it is the it

24:15

is the thing that wraps up all the

24:17

information to how you perceive reality

24:19

and that there there's something to the

24:22

fact that like astral projection happens

24:24

you know it's there's been so much

24:26

evidence of it people been talking about

24:27

it for years and years and years and the

24:28

fact that your brain also knows the

24:31

perspective of outside of you I don't

24:34

know I feel like we're feeding off of

24:36

something bigger I feel like you feed

24:37

off of something bigger not a God

24:39

because that doesn't exist not a God

24:40

with a personality but there's something

24:43

that connects there's so much shit that

24:46

we don't understand yet

24:47

you know much no I mean absolutely I

24:49

think that's very true I don't know I

24:53

just well I just want to just wonder

24:55

like because what makes me think of it

24:56

like because something it's it's a it's

24:58

some kind of a miraculous event it's a

25:00

biblical sounding event like someone's

25:01

bursting into flames is something that

25:04

like effect you know and you you could

25:06

say that like you know a caveman if it's

25:08

happened if it's happened through the

25:09

course of human existence really a

25:12

caveman

25:13

watch somebody person to fucking flames

25:15

like it just happened and or like you

25:18

know they say you know like God punish

25:20

this person someone did this right this

25:22

is a fucking recorded case of it police

25:25

went and looked at it and they're all

25:27

justices this is literally the coroner's

25:29

ruling yeah like the coroner ruled this

25:32

cause of death spontaneous human I will

25:34

say that's a great day for the coroner

25:35

that's a that's a fun one oh yeah such

25:38

absolutely like that are like eaten by

25:40

boa constrictor that's a pretty great I

25:43

guess you do it

25:44

consumed by boa constrictor you know

25:46

it's funny is that case in 1992 I

25:49

remember reading about that Weekly World

25:51

News yeah never I was like I loved

25:53

weekly world I was obsessed with eco I

25:55

added every single week no one read it

25:58

it was so I read it

25:59

we read it you also read it at the

26:01

supermarket I bought it I never I 299 oh

26:04

it was so good my grandmother used to

26:06

buy it but she thought it was real and I

26:08

only ever tastic the only time I ever

26:09

purchased it was when they covered the

26:11

Zodiac killer when there's a cat

26:13

killings in New York that's the thing so

26:15

many great things in the Weekly World

26:17

News all no but I will say and I think

26:18

as far as the afterlife goes it's real

26:20

when you die you don't die that's my

26:22

personal opinion

26:23

really yeah I think you become a ghost

26:24

why not oh it makes sense do you think

26:27

but I'll put in terms of we just had a

26:29

ghost adventure right and we read a lot

26:31

about ghosts my personal opinion is that

26:33

ghosts don't have a consciousness a

26:35

ghost don't know that they're ghosts

26:38

they talk about energy energy and that

26:39

that what a ghost is is just a hazel is

26:43

a is a memory on loop trapped in a space

26:46

I mean I don't know they I mean like I

26:50

said before I think that if you're a

26:52

ghost and you you stick around I think

26:54

it's because you died before your time

26:55

that's why it's mostly like murder

26:56

victims young children that died is

26:58

there such a thing as your time though

27:00

like this is your time body goes that's

27:02

my opinion I think if you if I did get

27:05

hit by a truck now right out here on

27:07

Jackson Avenue

27:08

I shouldn't be dead yet I am I should

27:10

have a heart attack so I'm gonna haunt

27:11

Jackson Jackson I'm gonna go to sweet

27:14

leaf - fantastic coffee shop and I mean

27:16

you have a podcast okay although all the

27:19

podcasts have taken over the yeah what

27:24

are you talking about he dies I lose

27:25

half my shows yeah you got to stay alive

27:28

this whole thing's gonna gain triple the

27:30

audience that's sad

27:32

all right everybody that's been this

27:34

last episode Henry I must say every time

27:36

I do this show with you you blow my mind

27:38

and you're a brilliant man but I've had

27:41

these ideas though are very very smart

27:43

you just gotta smoke bowls you know I

27:46

got to start smoking our bowls I mean is

27:48

it a Henry just a brilliant guy is just

27:50

got a smoke I think you just have to

27:52

smoke weed watch only horror movies a

27:54

lot of time by yourself yeah you know

27:57

just

27:58

the shun shun a lot of connections with

28:00

people and you can get there you can get

28:02

to where I am do podcasts all the time

28:06

yeah so ladies and Johnny that's that's

28:08

the road to success listen to Henry ah

28:09

yeah

28:10

yeah I'm gonna follow his path alright

28:12

guys we're gonna talk to you very soon

28:13

yeah

28:19

gusto lations a goose elation rosh

28:23

hashanah aya hope it is a merry yet

28:26

somber time that's right

28:28

don't forget the pain eat honey is that

28:32

what they do in Russia sure they do they

28:34

eat honey cakes I think we should edit

28:42

out that cow thing

28:46

[Laughter]