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cuz you know he had a writer report

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though like do all this shit and he

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would write a fucking memo and then they

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would go and have a sit-down with him a

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couple of SS officers and they're just

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like well what did you learn use this

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like the twins died when you cut out

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their brain all right well I think it's

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almost time to start this program it's

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in time indeed time estates time right

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now yeah welcome to the last podcast on

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spacecraft ourselves yeah like foreheads

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that we talked about last week so give

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that a listen to and this week I will

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let's get to it next so there's the

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thing okay so we talked about serial

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killers we talked about cult leaders and

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various stuff and the girls and Nazis

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are tried to do

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the worst I I would say that there all

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the people were going to talk about

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today uh if there is any justice in in

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the universe they are all in a special

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room somewhere in hell getting raped by

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bears with shards of glass for dicks

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yeah although that sort of seems like a

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Nazis dream come true today I feel like

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a Nazi hell would be forced to watch

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children frolicking and having a

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fantastic day yeah just yeah just a

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bunch of Jewish people playing Scrabble

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peacefully right yeah with that Oh

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problems whatsoever yeah that I think

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that describes the Nazi hell just about

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perfectly

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so obviously this subject is

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unbelievably vast we're probably gonna

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focus mostly on the occult side of it

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being this is a horror podcast and the

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Nazis loved their what do you even call

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it fantastical visions of the world it

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would it would be best described as a

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European theology it's okay like

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normally tunes

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oh yeah no they believe is so so no

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completely insane everyone she starts

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off your what is the name of the occult

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that they're they're super into and what

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was the motivation for getting into it

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well there's a lot of there's a lot of

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there's a lot of conjecture about what

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Hitler actually believed in and what was

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sort of it cop like propaganda or what

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was just people's beliefs of these

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people had to be some sort of demons to

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even do what they did I mean that's a

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good point

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Hitler didn't believe everything that he

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spoke about you know half of everything

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that a politician says is pandering to

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the crowd to get some votes and they're

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just like Donald Trump all of a sudden

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he became a birther and all those sorts

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of things and whenever whenever someone

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runs for a you know a political office

03:54

all of a sudden they come up with these

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all new ideas but obviously they've

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never thought about before nor give a

03:59

shit about what so fo Hitler was down

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for this stuff from the very but yeah

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I'm working whenever he was in World War

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one which by the way he was a bit of a

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badass yeah he was an insane soldier

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yeah what was he was like given that he

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was a creature cross he's given the art

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he was given the iron cross he was on

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the front lines for four years the

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furrier he was inside they called him

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the Austrian oh wow that's good that

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sounds like a George Clooney movie yeah

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said should be played by Brad Pitt that

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would be amazing a young adult Hitler

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action movie and that's what it was all

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about it was just playing a young Hitler

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I mean you know Alan in love on the

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front lines of World War 1 I think

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you're just gonna you're gonna have a

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hard time getting that you know past the

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Goldstein's

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company I don't know you're really going

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to go with the angle of Hitler war hero

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well so a lot of their the main folklore

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that that the Nazis were purportedly

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supposed to believe in was this things

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art was the voll so that what is the

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actual name of the story it's called

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like vole like the common man's army

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which was a story written 1880s which is

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about the Aryan race would come to power

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by finding the stuff called vol which

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was like rocks with electricity in them

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that allowed them to make super weapons

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sons like a light bulb well that's on

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the absolute like that's the nuttiest

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side that's a nut yeah that's yes so how

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does these as so how did his uh love of

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cults impact is uh his policies for the

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German people when when did he did this

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really was this you know this go into

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his hatred of the Jews and the blacks

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and yeah yes mentally disabled these

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don't like that all that stuff was about

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the only the chosen people would find

05:43

this material which was they said the

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white people are Germanic people right

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would find this stuff that allow them to

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come superior to everybody else so what

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was the what was the power that the

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stuff gave them I don't even know girls

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mere intellect energy yeah it's kind of

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it's a little like New Age II yeah type

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of stuff but they're like their entire

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doctrine of like racial purity and all

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that that came from them believing that

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they should one day return to the Aryan

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race which they believed the Aryans were

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originally Atlanteans yes from Italy

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yeah yeah and that whenever Atlantis

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sank the races started to be mixed uh

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and the pure blood of the Aryans was

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becoming muddled and convoluted so they

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just just true which is you know that

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this was what's happening right now I

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just refuse to believe all these

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different races

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X with each other that fucked up it's

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beautiful yeah that's what that that's

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what their religion was all about like

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all this stuff with Emmy in hell

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it all started off it there was uh their

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racial and I guess purity and not just

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racial but also physical program started

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with these guys called T for which T for

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was in charge you know they started off

06:57

the very first people they started

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killing retards yeah they started

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killing retards they sterilized 400,000

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people they started with retarded and

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deformed babies any retarded to form

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baby under three had to be registered

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and then once they would register them

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they would be you have not evil and they

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would euthanize him by the end of it

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they were kids up to twelve like if you

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had a kid up to 12 that was retarded or

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deformed or something like that kid was

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gonna die it was just all about anything

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that would quote unquote like affect the

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purity of their race it's so yeah and t4

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had a t4 had a quota like they figured

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out like okay how many people can we

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lose in Germany like out of all these

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people how many can we lose and still

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just an an army filled insane an army

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yeah and they thought this is all

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psychiatric patients they said okay like

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will do 65 75,000 people ended up 91

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thousand they just loved doing it

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they love doing just take all of those

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special needs kids and put them on the

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front lines give them sort of a larger

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helmet yeah and just throw them out

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there I mean you know they're soft

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targets already and they can be used for

08:05

like sandbags and things like but the

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problems of if even one of them is

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magical or inspirational it's going to

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affect the morale of the entire army you

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just got one story sort of like little

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retarded boy like dress up as a Nazi

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going like I don't believe but God will

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make a do did met the hell block you

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know II would uh to shoot him in hat is

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she right now well I mean obviously the

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Nazis would have won the war had they

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enlisted the unbelievable numbers of

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retarded individuals that had to fight

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those damned Soviets I was also reading

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about how there's a there's also some

08:38

people believe that uh Hitler started uh

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will work to look cool like leaving

08:43

Strom which was like the living room

08:44

thing of that like Germany

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did more room to breathe and that's why

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he started doing was like they needed

08:49

more land but a part of that they

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believe came from Hitler was trying to

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get a hold of the spear that pierced

08:58

Jesus aside that was help that held of

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this church in Poland apparently and

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that this spear called that was like

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what beer of Destiny the spear of

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destiny it's pretty awesome spear to one

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yeah yeah and that when I'm going after

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it would be like the ignition the

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ignition key to a super weapon right and

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so they thought I just can't imagine

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what the super weapon would ever look

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like so I just once he wants the sword

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to be the key and then the weapon of

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course would be a little bit more

09:26

high-tech it's all nonsense it's

09:27

complete make bridge is not real Hitler

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was a diluted like he was just entirely

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insane and yet he also like lived by

09:36

astrologers words in astrology with them

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at all times he was right heavily

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paranoid like he well I mean I will say

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if anybody should be paranoid like I

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think everyone was to kill me uh like

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it's here we get correct you're right

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that's I don't think you are paranoid

09:52

whatsoever all the time travelers

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showing up trying to kill him one by one

09:56

yeah I imagine that was also pretty

09:58

difficult being that gobbly gook

09:59

whatever they're talking absolute future

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people one by one just showing up to

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kill him over and over again they're

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American flags on their shirts

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yeah tough like that yeah going back to

10:09

what you were talking about earlier room

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to breathe my I'm a first generation

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descendant of the Aryan race yeah and

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obviously uh German people aren't that

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amazing I am one of them so it seems to

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put a small crutch in their in their

10:25

Theory there perhaps if I would have

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stayed in Germany I could have convinced

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them that the Jews are the best and

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Germans are just big sweaty warthogs but

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the thing about it was my oppa who was a

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very high up in the German army and and

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we were always talking like a Henry you

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were talking you didn't necessarily have

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to be a Nazi to be in the German army

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which i think is true it's just a

10:46

political party and there's Democrats

10:47

and Republicans fighting the wars doing

10:50

it because it's their national duty or

10:51

they want to be in the army and they've

10:53

been they had to go do they just well

10:54

they were drafted but my OPA he climbed

10:56

the ranks I mean I think he was a

10:58

commander

10:59

the end in some sort of naval vessel and

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I believe to climb the ranks of the

11:02

German army you should probably be a

11:04

Nazi and so the end and then your

11:06

grandfather died peacefully of old age

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right he died peacefully of old age and

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he wasn't even he wasn't the thing about

11:12

it is I don't think that he really was

11:13

he wasn't super Nazi or anything it

11:15

wasn't Hitler in World War one he wasn't

11:17

going amazingly crazy and killing tons

11:19

of people I think for the most part he

11:20

was stationed in a summer rain and uh

11:22

I'm fairly certain that you know maybe

11:26

he killed a couple of dozens but it

11:28

wasn't as if he was one of these

11:29

low-level guards work in the

11:30

concentration you know I choose bred and

11:32

they say that too was like the

11:34

concentration camps were kept pretty

11:36

secret like Europe I mean I'm there was

11:39

waves of denial about that they didn't

11:42

even want to like imagine it was my

11:44

happening even when they were hearing

11:45

about it whenever there was that uh

11:46

whenever they were euthanizing all the

11:48

mental patients I mean there was a huge

11:50

public outcry most people just like I

11:53

don't think you should do that people

11:54

wouldn't bet on that people wouldn't go

11:56

into retirement homes yeah they

11:58

should've yeah don't you ever go no

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don't go don't hell yeah retarded son I

12:02

have a secret I move out of Germany I

12:05

shat myself

12:06

IIIi think I shat myself a little bit

12:08

sharp grandpa sharp yours good you're

12:10

still gamers yeah great I am Randy

12:13

that's why I'm Randy I think I I just

12:16

shat myself again and then you get shot

12:18

in the head yeah it's two shots and a

12:20

shot in the head yeah that was the

12:22

ongoing rule in Germany but yeah I mean

12:24

so he obviously always said that they

12:26

didn't know that the concentration chant

12:27

contra going on but at some point you

12:29

get up and you look outside and you're

12:31

like where are those Jews that used to

12:34

live there those big communities of Jews

12:36

we shut up gone for some reason yeah so

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obviously he's he's pretending a little

12:42

bit of naivety I naivety there because

12:44

you had to know what was going on but

12:46

that's what he was saying about Germany

12:48

he always would bring up one point of

12:50

pride that he had was I'm from Wisconsin

12:52

and that's when he would he's the size

12:54

of Wisconsin oh and he would always

12:57

bring up the fact that that state that

12:59

country nearly took over the world and

13:02

it it is extremely astonishing the it's

13:06

big about a really gland they were able

13:09

to take yeah this is the thing if he

13:11

doesn't attack

13:11

Stalin and if

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don't use all of their resources like a

13:14

bunch of retards to pardon though you

13:16

know pun it seems like they killed the

13:18

wrong ones because they just used up

13:21

everything they had and they ran an oil

13:22

well attacking Stalin was all part of

13:24

the mystical occult belief yeah because

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the Slavs were a big part of it the

13:29

Slavs were among the same ilk of the

13:32

Jews and Gypsies things like that

13:35

because I will say then it also started

13:37

in Austria way back in like

13:39

austria-hungary where all these

13:41

Hungarians and Slavic people were

13:43

treating the Jews like shit right and

13:45

they were you know the Jews were like

13:47

disappearing becoming part of a servant

13:48

class I mean exactly that started me

13:51

that's where it kind of began when the

13:53

Jews come in all they do is build movie

13:56

theaters restaurants and bookstores what

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is the complaint it's just like I'm

14:03

sorry I provided venues for you stupid

14:06

fat German sausage lovers the same

14:08

exhibit entertained by it in a cinema

14:10

it's the same exact like logical

14:13

thinking that made Jeffrey Dahmer

14:15

believe that he could create human

14:18

zombies that would suck it is a world if

14:20

it is just you take Jake Jeffrey Dahmer

14:22

make him president right and then Daniel

14:25

debts Hitler that's when it writes I

14:27

don't know what dire straits the country

14:29

would have to be in order to support a

14:31

Jeffrey Dahmer for president and frankly

14:33

it wasn't a very good public speaker no

14:34

I mean everything was a mom blood he was

14:36

a mumbler yeah you slow talker and then

14:38

you hear but you read but the thing

14:40

about Hitler there they were talking

14:42

about how Hitler supposedly met with

14:45

this famous magician and a cultist was

14:47

like Erich von human yerevan or

14:49

something right some German and that uh

14:51

basically before 1938 there's like he

14:56

studied with this guy who had him they

14:58

worked on a system of magical gestures

15:01

that like when he spoke he would do

15:04

these things as was have a cold like

15:06

power to get your attention and like

15:08

make you obey Him which is a part of

15:10

like us a weird sort of German denial

15:13

though that's what it sounds like that

15:15

sounds like Hitler had to have been a

15:16

warlock for yeah for the German people

15:19

to have fallen a long line does of a

15:22

Charlie Sheen type of insanity to him we

15:25

took a

15:26

drama lessons whenever you in between

15:28

like in between uh like after the beer

15:31

beer hall pushed until you know he was

15:33

on his way to becoming Chancellor like

15:35

he to the what's this beer hall pushed

15:36

that was whenever the Nazis tried to do

15:40

a coup against the parlor get against

15:42

against the bimah republic in food

15:46

twenties or thirty something like that

15:48

and then one way when he went to prison

15:50

he wrote Mein Kampf

15:51

he studied up on a lot of stuff and then

15:53

he came out and he he said that uh going

15:56

into prison was a university grade

15:59

education paid for by the state

16:01

yeah you imagine electing a president

16:03

who was a former felon who was in prison

16:05

yeah now the funniest terrorists

16:08

essentially felon like wins you get a

16:10

political terrorist who was treated

16:12

right to do a military coup the

16:13

government it would be like it fell

16:14

Timothy McVeigh we get Timothy McVeigh

16:16

out of prison we breed we would get his

16:18

corpse we threw a nice Necronomicon uh

16:21

type story yeah and um and we get them

16:25

up there and we prop them up weekend at

16:27

Bernie's style we make him president we

16:29

gave him some improv classes get him

16:30

some zip zap zop in there and see what

16:33

see what he can do yes another country

16:35

goes I'm sure it would be just perfect

16:37

I used to I'm gonna say less than

16:39

perfect yes so it's an absolute disaster

16:42

I pour with Hitler's Germany and then it

16:45

just I just love again it just got you

16:47

know I don't like to get political but

16:48

it's just like the idea of anyone

16:50

comparing any one of our presidents to

16:52

Hitler is pretty funny when you look at

16:54

it was I me that Hitler was a lifetime

16:57

criminal who end up being a mass

16:59

murdering complete and total madman and

17:02

right you just just brocco bombs not

17:05

Hitler

17:05

it's not possible regular man exactly

17:08

what Hillary did no she wasn't Miller

17:09

because it's like bushes Hillier it's

17:11

like why are you saying such negative

17:13

things about Hitler you know Hillary

17:17

could speak Hitler to be like I am

17:18

better than that idiot

17:19

I'm nothing yet but he's an idiot idiot

17:21

ranch you I got you a did some crazy

17:23

shit but give me public speaking say I

17:27

was watching him doing speeches last

17:29

night and you could tell sometimes it's

17:32

on researching these podcast much fun

17:35

research these podcast by the way I

17:36

would love

17:37

to watch the practice of Hitler going

17:40

through his spiel in the mirror or in

17:41

front of his well they have what now we

17:43

go sama bin Laden you hear that likely

17:44

with the whole movies about him

17:46

practicing his speeches that's a

17:48

ludicrous kill the infidels ah no no no

17:51

no no no no I'll get to that hold up the

17:55

sign hold up all the lines I can read

17:58

the infinite infidels dying immediately

18:02

immediately okay ready let's go

18:06

you saw Hitler speaking and people just

18:08

going absolutely fuckin insane and you

18:10

could see them everyone smile just like

18:12

who can't believe they're buying this

18:14

shit yeah

18:15

just feel like you just seem just kind

18:17

of like hah okay oh yeah they're on

18:20

board so you were saying earlier you so

18:22

he went to prison you wrote the mind

18:23

coffee of the beer the beer prob we walk

18:26

push out push it just sounds like it

18:30

sounds like a bunch of hoopa's went in

18:31

there with machine guns

18:32

yeah just like pieces of large let's

18:35

take him up Germans the master race did

18:39

not have a master of the tongue because

18:41

that language is muddled and full of

18:43

saliva it is just disgusting so after

18:46

all of that this is where he came up

18:48

with some of his more occult views it's

18:50

where he came he's been he was into the

18:53

occult since he was young like he was

18:55

introduced to this stuff like way way

18:57

way back in World War one in fact in

18:59

World War one the swastika was a

19:02

good-luck charm

19:03

that a lot of soldiers wore because it

19:05

is a good luck I mean in Tibetan

19:07

mythology it's a there's not so much a

19:10

symbol of Agni the god of Sun Fire

19:12

creation and a symbol of good fortune

19:14

it's a symbol of that it's also a symbol

19:16

of Christianity critten like my

19:17

grandmother used to have a swastika

19:19

necklace and of course

19:21

you can't wear that publicly anymore no

19:23

no but if that's not from her

19:24

grandmother and it used to be a very

19:26

legitimate just like it wasn't a thing

19:28

yeah there was like oh that's a that's a

19:30

Lord loving little gal right government

19:32

agency in Britain used to use the

19:35

swastika as their logo right my favorite

19:38

story about I was reading about I read a

19:40

book a while ago called the bunker which

19:42

is a sort of a bunch of witness

19:45

recollections of what happened in the

19:46

last week of Hitler's life

19:48

and the way his life carried out he

19:52

lived at such a high level of insanity

19:55

for so long women on the amount of drugs

19:59

that Anna Nicole Smith would have been

20:00

yeah years ago he was a huge good stuff

20:03

he believed he was dying all the time

20:05

because he was super paranoid this was a

20:07

whole thing reviewed there people began

20:09

to like because of his young belief in

20:11

the occult after a while like and then

20:13

what like Nietzsche wrote about like the

20:15

ubermensch you begin to believe he

20:17

really was a chosen person and that will

20:19

people told him that concept which is so

20:22

ironic from a young age

20:23

like from the time that he was just

20:27

starting on whenever he was infiltrating

20:29

the what later became the National

20:31

Socialist Party for the Bavarian

20:33

government like at that time there like

20:36

Germany has sent us a savior and his

20:38

name is Hitler yes I know grew my young

20:40

age but during the but in the bunker so

20:44

he's completely insane I used to believe

20:47

that he could she dreamt about the

20:49

assassination attempts at him which is

20:50

how he managed to dodge like when they

20:52

try to blow him up at that one big like

20:54

meeting that they did were all the

20:55

variants like high higher up to the SS

20:57

came and he managed to sit in the wrong

20:59

side of the table where they put the

21:01

bomb down in the suitcase and like it

21:03

flip the table over and protected him

21:05

accident I mean that tiny note so his

21:07

insanity has proven to be a positive way

21:11

to deter death also like it sees like I

21:14

don't ever sit on the same side of the

21:15

table I never do it just like why they

21:19

put the bomb uses like I think you're

21:21

crazy when it happens using kebab that's

21:24

a Japanese right again that is a million

21:27

see I mean that's it sandy is a

21:30

fantastic medical condition that I think

21:33

has kept human beings alive since the

21:35

day of the days of gorillas yeah that's

21:37

a thing and he's come entirely

21:38

unpredictable so you don't know whether

21:40

or not he's gonna promote you or put you

21:41

to death no matter what it is it you do

21:43

and they were tight like in the bunker

21:45

he's going insane and so it's him and

21:47

gurbles and his family it's him and Eva

21:49

Braun and so the night before they

21:52

decide to all kill themselves when

21:54

results going on because Hitler was like

21:56

I'm gonna die here I'm dying in Germany

21:58

no one's gonna take me they didn't

21:59

really put this together that's a very

22:00

occult

22:01

a of death yeah the group suicide they

22:04

got because Eva Braun and Hitler were

22:05

never officially married she had enough

22:07

she he had her died on top of him just

22:10

so when she died she had one last shit

22:11

on his chest but no they they both

22:16

dressed in black and had a wedding

22:18

ceremony that was his death like wedding

22:21

ceremony they knew they were gonna die

22:22

and then gurbles and his wife fed all

22:25

the children and the dogs poison

22:27

chocolate so they all died in their

22:29

sleep will you just give me a dog

22:31

chocolate they're allergic to yeah yeah

22:32

and so the they killed all the kids and

22:35

then they they uh she took a bunch of

22:37

pills and he blew his brains out now I

22:39

mean it was a super morbid super fucked

22:42

up set of scenarios like yeah the one I

22:44

taken completely out of context it's

22:46

mildly romantic sorta yeah in this guy

22:50

married before you die but that's just

22:52

being German now like a demeanor that's

22:54

uh they believed in all of those insane

22:56

I just I want to see the little tubby

22:58

kids just eating the chocolate oh god

23:01

they got your chocolate no your little

23:03

chocolate that's probably exactly what

23:11

it sound like yeah good but the thing is

23:13

is then and then someone like Hitler

23:15

then managed to his fucking backup

23:17

dancers were all juror killers of their

23:20

own he had fucking gurbles who had manga

23:24

Josef Mengele doctor Mengele says is a

23:28

frightening man and I got into an

23:30

argument recently with somebody he was

23:31

trying to tell me that the Germans

23:32

created a lot they did a lot for medical

23:36

advancements fuck that

23:37

now the thing is mangle is going back to

23:40

Dahmer for all intents and purposes he

23:43

was like drilling a hole in somebody's

23:45

head and putting Diet Sprite in his

23:46

brain thinking that this is going to

23:48

make him some zombie this is one with

23:50

that level of intelligence

23:51

I was like reading about it and you try

23:53

to change people's like you take little

23:55

Jewish children and that was theirs they

23:57

called him the children he called

23:58

himself to them uncle Mengele no it was

24:01

like come in and give them sweets and

24:02

all of the children that they chose for

24:04

his various experiments were like

24:06

treated incredibly well like they were

24:08

taken out of the camps and supposed to

24:09

be super special Turkish Delight yeah

24:12

I'm lying which wardrobe would stick

24:14

colored you

24:15

without anesthesia he would jab needles

24:17

in their eyes and try to change the

24:19

colors of their eyes by squirting dye

24:20

into their faces they had like and then

24:22

human centipede literally came directly

24:24

out of this he switched eyeing twins

24:26

together he would sew twins together

24:27

yeah and see if they would live and they

24:29

would just die I he was a complete and

24:33

total fucking psychopath right like

24:36

murderer no user signs and it's just

24:38

like what do you do because you know he

24:41

had a writer report though like do all

24:43

this shit and he would write a fucking

24:45

memo and then they would go and have a

24:47

sit-down with him a couple SS officers

24:49

nerves like well what did you learn he's

24:51

just like soot winds die when you cut

24:54

out the brains ah very good one of the

24:57

reports has to end with the two words

24:59

they died they then died they died

25:01

yeah yeah I mean the what there is zero

25:04

the only thing that the only advancement

25:07

of technology came from a Jewish fella

25:09

named Einstein who invented the bomb

25:10

yeah it was the only thing that came out

25:12

of German we got him and they and they

25:14

they all ran away from Germany and

25:16

that's how we want Billy in the end it's

25:17

like we end up winning because of how

25:19

terrible they were because all of the

25:21

because they did they were ahead of us

25:23

in the atomic race we're doing great

25:25

they were doing really great and then

25:26

all of them were like oh shit then they

25:29

Turner Mac and the smartest of their

25:30

people yeah and then the smartest other

25:32

people got the fuck out of there because

25:34

there are people who are running the

25:36

Nazi Party were like all of Hitler's

25:38

meathead psychopath friends just what

25:41

all animals all guys that he had grown

25:43

up with that we're all in the same

25:44

mystical shit as he was like they were

25:46

all hardcore to this time and you know

25:49

we figure so he grew up what the tens

25:51

the 20s Germany's in this terrible

25:53

depression there's no money in the

25:55

country they just lost a war his

25:58

thoughts must have been completely

25:59

validated because like most occult

26:01

theory it always kind of stems with the

26:03

end of the world right well yeah it all

26:05

can't just all came together for because

26:07

you had hit this you know society this

26:09

uh mystical belief of like the Aryan

26:11

Nation yet that and then while he was in

26:14

uh in prison he got a hold of a fucking

26:17

eugenics book what's eugenics eugenics

26:19

is the belief that you know humanity has

26:23

you know our genetic pools become too

26:26

muddled if it's bright

26:28

into this race it's just all racists I

26:30

thought it's racist science that's all

26:32

it is yeah and in fact they were

26:34

professors at the time of racial hygiene

26:36

like professors at colleges of racial

26:39

hygiene and then after World War I just

26:43

one under siding and they had this thing

26:45

called stabbed in the back where the

26:47

reason why well because a lot of Germans

26:49

you know said like they didn't want

26:50

World War one and they thought that you

26:52

know they were gonna win it all of a

26:53

sudden they uh they surrendered and

26:55

there was this conspiracy that the Jews

26:58

were the ones that had surrendered for

27:01

them how dumb for the German people I'm

27:03

sorry I don't want it well they were

27:05

poor and I think the age it's like a

27:07

political situation you know you see an

27:09

opportunity you play to the crowd they

27:11

ate it up hook line and sinker and then

27:15

you become the strongest most powerful

27:17

man in the world that's why I love we

27:19

were talking about before the movie

27:20

shockwaves which is a great movie about

27:22

a Nazi Zombies same thing shockwave some

27:25

was dead snow that's known as snow so

27:27

much fun snows is it more of a comical

27:30

take on the whole yeah but if there is

27:31

just something I like my favorite video

27:34

game is a game in which I'm killing

27:36

Nazis well sign Return to Castle

27:38

Wolfenstein though my favorite game so

27:40

good give me give me a game in which I

27:43

am killing and then if there's zombies

27:45

even better but like or actually it's

27:47

probably better if they're just a live

27:48

zombie alive Nazis I I didn't like

27:50

killing them I just like what when I'm

27:52

playing the video game it's just so good

27:54

I just wish you could do worse things to

27:56

him

27:56

that's the thing you just don't have an

27:57

enemy like the Nazis if we had an enemy

27:58

like the Nazis there would be one

27:59

anti-war Prasanna bin Laden was close

28:01

yeah but he didn't lead a nation he led

28:03

a small group you there's only a hundred

28:05

um al Qaeda members in Afghanistan good

28:08

thing about Al Qaeda though that's

28:10

that's kind of what that would they have

28:12

their advantages that the way their

28:13

philosophy works is that anybody can

28:15

claim to be al Qaeda it's funny because

28:17

al Qaeda is more of a large tent party

28:19

yeah than the not yet not using much

28:22

more specific they were extremely

28:23

suspicious of specific like the SS you

28:26

couldn't be in the SS if you even had so

28:29

much as a tooth filled like you had to

28:32

be a perfect spend and that's why the SS

28:34

were so badass yeah and they were Gary

28:37

like they were really effective and

28:39

there were also there

28:40

a very mystical society like they all

28:42

use like they all about but all their

28:44

belt buckles were the swastika the soul

28:46

society used yeah and all the Luftwaffe

28:49

swords they all had the full society

28:51

swastika which is a different swastika

28:53

what's that swastika what is a dual

28:55

society the Thule Society was it was

28:58

started by Madame Blavatsky who had

29:00

traveled to Tibet and had written this

29:03

book called uh the secret doctrine in

29:05

which whenever somebody travels to Tibet

29:07

they always come back with some reality

29:10

we know it's real or not yeah and she

29:12

came back and she said that she was told

29:14

the UH what was it the mystical secrets

29:17

of the universe

29:18

sure uh yeah well yes you saw the

29:21

mystical secrets of the universe and a

29:23

lot of this stuff had to do with racial

29:25

purity and where things were going in

29:28

the Thule Society if you go Society

29:30

became eventually became the Nazi Party

29:33

like the Thule Society was the UH it was

29:36

the racial purity movement the racial

29:38

purity moon the Thule Society eventually

29:39

became the Nazi Party that's so I mean

29:42

this racial purity thing is obviously a

29:44

huge theme there first of all I don't

29:45

understand the whole there didn't look

29:47

at a black chick with huge tits and a

29:49

fat ass and just being on a nail that I

29:51

mean I bet he did though yeah yeah bet

29:53

he did I think he did well I think in

29:55

the anything everyone at homosexual but

29:57

like so he just he hates the fact that

29:59

he loved and was to fuck a black chick

30:00

so bad yeah this has to like become an

30:03

evangelical preacher against it I think

30:05

there's a part of it there when you got

30:06

mean there's just a I mean every single

30:09

Republican senator comes out uh fighting

30:13

viciously against homosexuals yeah much

30:15

assuredly get in have fuckin having not

30:18

even just like normal

30:19

sweet gay sex it's all just like you're

30:22

gonna shit in my my mouth and then act

30:25

on that dick bleep yeah exactly

30:27

oh I guess all something ever you just

30:29

hate him he made him and there's one

30:30

fuckin fuckin so hard all I hate him how

30:32

come

30:33

yeah I really true you know what we

30:35

should start doing cuz you just don't

30:37

see anymore

30:37

let's go to Tibet Yeah right let's go to

30:40

Tibet

30:40

come back say when we went to bed Tibet

30:43

we realized that the last podcast on the

30:44

left it's the true message of God right

30:47

Yeah right

30:48

oh that's true get people to start

30:49

listening to it because these are all

30:51

these people getting power

30:53

right a doctrine saying that you you

30:55

know been Kissel yep went into a

30:57

mountain a goat-headed serpent bodied

31:01

angel no it's as I like met told you

31:04

told you that you you know that you were

31:07

going to be amazing on late night yeah I

31:09

wrote a tight 10 for you yeah no you

31:12

know and then you just go out and just

31:14

do that take 10 and then was like and

31:15

that was given to me by Methuselah the

31:18

goat headed sir it's mostly about

31:20

cauldrons let a cauldron jokes yeah and

31:23

I got a pretty good mountain material as

31:25

well so I think it's going to go over

31:27

pretty well but I will say this eugenic

31:29

stuff is unbelievable might my uncle is

31:31

one of these fellas the beliefs are

31:33

still out there my uncle I had a

31:35

conversation with me one time which I

31:36

thought was very frightening because

31:37

he's googled certain things okay and in

31:41

his book of thought of course black

31:44

people are the dumbest whites or this

31:45

middle smartest and Asians are the by

31:48

far the most intelligent just true which

31:50

is yeah I mean it it does seem to be

31:53

true it's just such a bizarre series of

31:56

thoughts to have and it's a strange one

31:58

it's the easiest way to catalog human

32:00

beings I will say that yeah yeah you

32:02

know it's not as if it's just like just

32:05

take all the greys out of there it's

32:06

really hard to think it's really hard to

32:09

like sort of like mash a bunch of like

32:11

sort of like logic and like like really

32:13

be rational so it's like just be extreme

32:15

and so much easier to to just hate a

32:18

whole race of people for no reason

32:20

whatsoever then have to imagine that

32:22

every single race has its own tiny flaws

32:24

that each person matters and you just

32:26

have to be a normal human being you know

32:29

being a little bit I mean that's the

32:31

thing if Hitler was black he would have

32:33

had he would have been got the black

32:36

army he would have gotten if he just

32:38

like why me I'm gonna happy at least he

32:41

was one of us

32:42

because

32:43

the other was black there have you a

32:44

white person left on this planet that is

32:46

rough yeah we would be damned nightmare

32:50

I just don't think there would be one

32:52

well does I don't think they're gonna

32:54

want to do that I think oh you know

32:55

fucking white person could choose to

32:58

want to eliminate another race now you

33:00

never gets up about us it just loves

33:01

doing it I will say I'm happy you're

33:03

good at it we will say the German people

33:05

you're a good bunch of folks thank you

33:07

for the hot mustard and the wonderful

33:08

prophet Vasa no polish yeah that's good

33:11

yeah you have pretzels and and all the

33:13

fantastic beer so this is going to wrap

33:14

up this last episode on the left and we

33:17

got Henry Zebrowski I and Marcus Parkes

33:19

hi oh we will oh my god don't get done

33:21

he literally drew a Hitler's - when he

33:24

said that I like looked over and he was

33:26

a completely dressed as Hitler first oh

33:28

my gosh what kind of facial hair with

33:29

the black Hitler have I would be so much

33:31

cooler they'd just be like fantastic

33:34

mutton chops their name he would really

33:36

look like the rent is too damn high guy

33:38

yeah black killer he's a beautiful man

33:40

all right well we got to wrap it up

33:42

we'll be back next week with another

33:43

fantastic series of tales or subject

33:47

matter series of tales yeah what both of

33:52

them will have tails and another subject

33:53

that is gonna be entertaining as a goose

33:56

got I think as a shave read to the end

33:59

again we should we'll be back next week

34:01

with another bunch of fun tales yeah

34:06

with poppy corn know we'll be talking

34:10

about something amazing

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