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- cuz you know he had a writer report
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- though like do all this shit and he
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- would write a fucking memo and then they
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- would go and have a sit-down with him a
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- couple of SS officers and they're just
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- like well what did you learn use this
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- like the twins died when you cut out
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- their brain all right well I think it's
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- in time indeed time estates time right
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- now yeah welcome to the last podcast on
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- the left way and gentlemen the hottest
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- new show taking over your ear waves with
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- this as always of course we have Henry
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- is cool is we're like a little alien
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- spacecraft ourselves yeah like foreheads
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- week's episode of UFOs there was no foes
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- that we talked about last week so give
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- that a listen to and this week I will
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- say we're going to be addressing the
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- very controversial issue of Nazis which
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- will be fun but before we get into that
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- let's get to it next so there's the
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- thing okay so we talked about serial
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- killers we talked about cult leaders and
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- various stuff and the girls and Nazis
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- are tried to do
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- the worst I I would say that there all
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- the people were going to talk about
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- today uh if there is any justice in in
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- the universe they are all in a special
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- room somewhere in hell getting raped by
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- bears with shards of glass for dicks
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- yeah although that sort of seems like a
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- Nazis dream come true today I feel like
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- a Nazi hell would be forced to watch
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- children frolicking and having a
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- fantastic day yeah just yeah just a
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- bunch of Jewish people playing Scrabble
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- peacefully right yeah with that Oh
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- problems whatsoever yeah that I think
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- that describes the Nazi hell just about
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- perfectly
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- so obviously this subject is
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- unbelievably vast we're probably gonna
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- focus mostly on the occult side of it
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- being this is a horror podcast and the
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- Nazis loved their what do you even call
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- it fantastical visions of the world it
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- would it would be best described as a
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- European theology it's okay like
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- normally tunes
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- oh yeah no they believe is so so no
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- completely insane everyone she starts
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- off your what is the name of the occult
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- that they're they're super into and what
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- was the motivation for getting into it
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- well there's a lot of there's a lot of
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- there's a lot of conjecture about what
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- Hitler actually believed in and what was
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- sort of it cop like propaganda or what
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- was just people's beliefs of these
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- people had to be some sort of demons to
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- even do what they did I mean that's a
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- good point
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- Hitler didn't believe everything that he
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- spoke about you know half of everything
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- that a politician says is pandering to
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- the crowd to get some votes and they're
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- just like Donald Trump all of a sudden
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- he became a birther and all those sorts
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- of things and whenever whenever someone
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- runs for a you know a political office
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- all of a sudden they come up with these
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- all new ideas but obviously they've
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- never thought about before nor give a
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- shit about what so fo Hitler was down
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- for this stuff from the very but yeah
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- I'm working whenever he was in World War
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- one which by the way he was a bit of a
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- badass yeah he was an insane soldier
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- yeah what was he was like given that he
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- was a creature cross he's given the art
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- he was given the iron cross he was on
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- the front lines for four years the
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- furrier he was inside they called him
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- the Austrian oh wow that's good that
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- sounds like a George Clooney movie yeah
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- said should be played by Brad Pitt that
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- would be amazing a young adult Hitler
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- action movie and that's what it was all
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- about it was just playing a young Hitler
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- I mean you know Alan in love on the
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- front lines of World War 1 I think
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- you're just gonna you're gonna have a
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- hard time getting that you know past the
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- Goldstein's
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- company I don't know you're really going
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- to go with the angle of Hitler war hero
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- well so a lot of their the main folklore
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- that that the Nazis were purportedly
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- supposed to believe in was this things
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- art was the voll so that what is the
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- actual name of the story it's called
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- like vole like the common man's army
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- which was a story written 1880s which is
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- about the Aryan race would come to power
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- by finding the stuff called vol which
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- was like rocks with electricity in them
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- that allowed them to make super weapons
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- sons like a light bulb well that's on
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- the absolute like that's the nuttiest
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- side that's a nut yeah that's yes so how
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- does these as so how did his uh love of
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- cults impact is uh his policies for the
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- German people when when did he did this
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- really was this you know this go into
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- his hatred of the Jews and the blacks
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- and yeah yes mentally disabled these
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- don't like that all that stuff was about
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- the only the chosen people would find
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- this material which was they said the
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- white people are Germanic people right
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- would find this stuff that allow them to
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- come superior to everybody else so what
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- was the what was the power that the
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- stuff gave them I don't even know girls
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- mere intellect energy yeah it's kind of
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- it's a little like New Age II yeah type
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- of stuff but they're like their entire
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- doctrine of like racial purity and all
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- that that came from them believing that
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- they should one day return to the Aryan
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- race which they believed the Aryans were
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- originally Atlanteans yes from Italy
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- yeah yeah and that whenever Atlantis
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- sank the races started to be mixed uh
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- and the pure blood of the Aryans was
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- becoming muddled and convoluted so they
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- just just true which is you know that
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- this was what's happening right now I
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- just refuse to believe all these
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- different races
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- X with each other that fucked up it's
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- beautiful yeah that's what that that's
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- what their religion was all about like
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- all this stuff with Emmy in hell
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- it all started off it there was uh their
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- racial and I guess purity and not just
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- racial but also physical program started
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- with these guys called T for which T for
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- was in charge you know they started off
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- the very first people they started
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- killing retards yeah they started
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- killing retards they sterilized 400,000
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- people they started with retarded and
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- deformed babies any retarded to form
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- baby under three had to be registered
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- and then once they would register them
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- they would be you have not evil and they
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- would euthanize him by the end of it
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- they were kids up to twelve like if you
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- had a kid up to 12 that was retarded or
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- deformed or something like that kid was
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- gonna die it was just all about anything
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- that would quote unquote like affect the
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- purity of their race it's so yeah and t4
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- had a t4 had a quota like they figured
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- out like okay how many people can we
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- lose in Germany like out of all these
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- people how many can we lose and still
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- just an an army filled insane an army
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- yeah and they thought this is all
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- psychiatric patients they said okay like
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- will do 65 75,000 people ended up 91
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- thousand they just loved doing it
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- they love doing just take all of those
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- special needs kids and put them on the
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- front lines give them sort of a larger
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- helmet yeah and just throw them out
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- there I mean you know they're soft
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- targets already and they can be used for
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- like sandbags and things like but the
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- problems of if even one of them is
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- magical or inspirational it's going to
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- affect the morale of the entire army you
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- just got one story sort of like little
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- retarded boy like dress up as a Nazi
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- going like I don't believe but God will
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- make a do did met the hell block you
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- know II would uh to shoot him in hat is
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- she right now well I mean obviously the
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- Nazis would have won the war had they
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- enlisted the unbelievable numbers of
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- retarded individuals that had to fight
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- those damned Soviets I was also reading
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- about how there's a there's also some
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- people believe that uh Hitler started uh
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- will work to look cool like leaving
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- Strom which was like the living room
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- thing of that like Germany
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- did more room to breathe and that's why
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- he started doing was like they needed
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- more land but a part of that they
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- believe came from Hitler was trying to
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- get a hold of the spear that pierced
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- Jesus aside that was help that held of
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- this church in Poland apparently and
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- that this spear called that was like
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- what beer of Destiny the spear of
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- destiny it's pretty awesome spear to one
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- yeah yeah and that when I'm going after
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- it would be like the ignition the
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- ignition key to a super weapon right and
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- so they thought I just can't imagine
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- what the super weapon would ever look
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- like so I just once he wants the sword
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- to be the key and then the weapon of
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- course would be a little bit more
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- high-tech it's all nonsense it's
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- complete make bridge is not real Hitler
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- was a diluted like he was just entirely
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- insane and yet he also like lived by
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- astrologers words in astrology with them
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- at all times he was right heavily
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- paranoid like he well I mean I will say
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- if anybody should be paranoid like I
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- think everyone was to kill me uh like
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- it's here we get correct you're right
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- that's I don't think you are paranoid
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- whatsoever all the time travelers
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- showing up trying to kill him one by one
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- yeah I imagine that was also pretty
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- difficult being that gobbly gook
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- whatever they're talking absolute future
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- people one by one just showing up to
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- kill him over and over again they're
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- American flags on their shirts
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- yeah tough like that yeah going back to
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- what you were talking about earlier room
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- to breathe my I'm a first generation
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- descendant of the Aryan race yeah and
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- obviously uh German people aren't that
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- amazing I am one of them so it seems to
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- put a small crutch in their in their
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- Theory there perhaps if I would have
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- stayed in Germany I could have convinced
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- them that the Jews are the best and
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- Germans are just big sweaty warthogs but
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- the thing about it was my oppa who was a
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- very high up in the German army and and
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- we were always talking like a Henry you
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- were talking you didn't necessarily have
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- to be a Nazi to be in the German army
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- which i think is true it's just a
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- political party and there's Democrats
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- and Republicans fighting the wars doing
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- it because it's their national duty or
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- they want to be in the army and they've
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- been they had to go do they just well
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- they were drafted but my OPA he climbed
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- the ranks I mean I think he was a
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- commander
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- the end in some sort of naval vessel and
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- I believe to climb the ranks of the
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- German army you should probably be a
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- Nazi and so the end and then your
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- grandfather died peacefully of old age
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- right he died peacefully of old age and
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- he wasn't even he wasn't the thing about
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- it is I don't think that he really was
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- he wasn't super Nazi or anything it
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- wasn't Hitler in World War one he wasn't
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- going amazingly crazy and killing tons
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- of people I think for the most part he
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- was stationed in a summer rain and uh
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- I'm fairly certain that you know maybe
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- he killed a couple of dozens but it
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- wasn't as if he was one of these
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- low-level guards work in the
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- concentration you know I choose bred and
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- they say that too was like the
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- concentration camps were kept pretty
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- secret like Europe I mean I'm there was
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- waves of denial about that they didn't
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- even want to like imagine it was my
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- happening even when they were hearing
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- about it whenever there was that uh
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- whenever they were euthanizing all the
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- mental patients I mean there was a huge
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- public outcry most people just like I
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- don't think you should do that people
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- wouldn't bet on that people wouldn't go
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- into retirement homes yeah they
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- should've yeah don't you ever go no
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- don't go don't hell yeah retarded son I
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- have a secret I move out of Germany I
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- shat myself
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- IIIi think I shat myself a little bit
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- sharp grandpa sharp yours good you're
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- still gamers yeah great I am Randy
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- that's why I'm Randy I think I I just
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- shat myself again and then you get shot
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- in the head yeah it's two shots and a
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- shot in the head yeah that was the
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- ongoing rule in Germany but yeah I mean
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- so he obviously always said that they
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- didn't know that the concentration chant
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- contra going on but at some point you
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- get up and you look outside and you're
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- like where are those Jews that used to
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- live there those big communities of Jews
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- we shut up gone for some reason yeah so
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- obviously he's he's pretending a little
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- bit of naivety I naivety there because
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- you had to know what was going on but
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- that's what he was saying about Germany
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- he always would bring up one point of
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- pride that he had was I'm from Wisconsin
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- and that's when he would he's the size
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- of Wisconsin oh and he would always
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- bring up the fact that that state that
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- country nearly took over the world and
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- it it is extremely astonishing the it's
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- big about a really gland they were able
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- to take yeah this is the thing if he
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- doesn't attack
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- Stalin and if
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- don't use all of their resources like a
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- bunch of retards to pardon though you
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- know pun it seems like they killed the
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- wrong ones because they just used up
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- everything they had and they ran an oil
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- well attacking Stalin was all part of
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- the mystical occult belief yeah because
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- the Slavs were a big part of it the
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- Slavs were among the same ilk of the
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- Jews and Gypsies things like that
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- because I will say then it also started
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- in Austria way back in like
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- austria-hungary where all these
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- Hungarians and Slavic people were
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- treating the Jews like shit right and
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- they were you know the Jews were like
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- disappearing becoming part of a servant
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- class I mean exactly that started me
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- that's where it kind of began when the
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- Jews come in all they do is build movie
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- theaters restaurants and bookstores what
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- is the complaint it's just like I'm
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- sorry I provided venues for you stupid
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- fat German sausage lovers the same
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- exhibit entertained by it in a cinema
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- it's the same exact like logical
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- thinking that made Jeffrey Dahmer
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- believe that he could create human
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- zombies that would suck it is a world if
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- it is just you take Jake Jeffrey Dahmer
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- make him president right and then Daniel
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- debts Hitler that's when it writes I
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- don't know what dire straits the country
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- would have to be in order to support a
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- Jeffrey Dahmer for president and frankly
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- it wasn't a very good public speaker no
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- I mean everything was a mom blood he was
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- a mumbler yeah you slow talker and then
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- you hear but you read but the thing
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- about Hitler there they were talking
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- about how Hitler supposedly met with
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- this famous magician and a cultist was
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- like Erich von human yerevan or
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- something right some German and that uh
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- basically before 1938 there's like he
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- studied with this guy who had him they
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- worked on a system of magical gestures
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- that like when he spoke he would do
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- these things as was have a cold like
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- power to get your attention and like
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- make you obey Him which is a part of
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- like us a weird sort of German denial
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- though that's what it sounds like that
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- sounds like Hitler had to have been a
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- warlock for yeah for the German people
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- to have fallen a long line does of a
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- Charlie Sheen type of insanity to him we
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- took a
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- drama lessons whenever you in between
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- like in between uh like after the beer
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- beer hall pushed until you know he was
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- on his way to becoming Chancellor like
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- he to the what's this beer hall pushed
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- that was whenever the Nazis tried to do
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- a coup against the parlor get against
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- against the bimah republic in food
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- twenties or thirty something like that
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- and then one way when he went to prison
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- he wrote Mein Kampf
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- he studied up on a lot of stuff and then
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- he came out and he he said that uh going
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- into prison was a university grade
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- education paid for by the state
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- yeah you imagine electing a president
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- who was a former felon who was in prison
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- yeah now the funniest terrorists
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- essentially felon like wins you get a
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- political terrorist who was treated
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- right to do a military coup the
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- government it would be like it fell
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- Timothy McVeigh we get Timothy McVeigh
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- out of prison we breed we would get his
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- corpse we threw a nice Necronomicon uh
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- type story yeah and um and we get them
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- up there and we prop them up weekend at
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- Bernie's style we make him president we
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- gave him some improv classes get him
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- some zip zap zop in there and see what
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- see what he can do yes another country
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- goes I'm sure it would be just perfect
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- I used to I'm gonna say less than
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- perfect yes so it's an absolute disaster
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- I pour with Hitler's Germany and then it
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- just I just love again it just got you
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- know I don't like to get political but
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- it's just like the idea of anyone
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- comparing any one of our presidents to
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- Hitler is pretty funny when you look at
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- it was I me that Hitler was a lifetime
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- criminal who end up being a mass
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- murdering complete and total madman and
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- right you just just brocco bombs not
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- Hitler
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- it's not possible regular man exactly
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- what Hillary did no she wasn't Miller
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- because it's like bushes Hillier it's
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- like why are you saying such negative
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- things about Hitler you know Hillary
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- could speak Hitler to be like I am
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- better than that idiot
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- I'm nothing yet but he's an idiot idiot
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- ranch you I got you a did some crazy
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- shit but give me public speaking say I
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- was watching him doing speeches last
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- night and you could tell sometimes it's
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- on researching these podcast much fun
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- research these podcast by the way I
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- would love
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- to watch the practice of Hitler going
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- through his spiel in the mirror or in
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- front of his well they have what now we
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- go sama bin Laden you hear that likely
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- with the whole movies about him
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- practicing his speeches that's a
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- ludicrous kill the infidels ah no no no
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- no no no no I'll get to that hold up the
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- sign hold up all the lines I can read
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- the infinite infidels dying immediately
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- immediately okay ready let's go
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- you saw Hitler speaking and people just
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- going absolutely fuckin insane and you
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- could see them everyone smile just like
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- who can't believe they're buying this
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- shit yeah
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- just feel like you just seem just kind
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- of like hah okay oh yeah they're on
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- board so you were saying earlier you so
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- he went to prison you wrote the mind
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- coffee of the beer the beer prob we walk
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- push out push it just sounds like it
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- sounds like a bunch of hoopa's went in
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- there with machine guns
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- yeah just like pieces of large let's
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- take him up Germans the master race did
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- not have a master of the tongue because
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- that language is muddled and full of
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- saliva it is just disgusting so after
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- all of that this is where he came up
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- with some of his more occult views it's
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- where he came he's been he was into the
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- occult since he was young like he was
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- introduced to this stuff like way way
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- way back in World War one in fact in
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- World War one the swastika was a
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- good-luck charm
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- that a lot of soldiers wore because it
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- is a good luck I mean in Tibetan
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- mythology it's a there's not so much a
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- symbol of Agni the god of Sun Fire
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- creation and a symbol of good fortune
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- it's a symbol of that it's also a symbol
19:16
- of Christianity critten like my
19:17
- grandmother used to have a swastika
19:19
- necklace and of course
19:21
- you can't wear that publicly anymore no
19:23
- no but if that's not from her
19:24
- grandmother and it used to be a very
19:26
- legitimate just like it wasn't a thing
19:28
- yeah there was like oh that's a that's a
19:30
- Lord loving little gal right government
19:32
- agency in Britain used to use the
19:35
- swastika as their logo right my favorite
19:38
- story about I was reading about I read a
19:40
- book a while ago called the bunker which
19:42
- is a sort of a bunch of witness
19:45
- recollections of what happened in the
19:46
- last week of Hitler's life
19:48
- and the way his life carried out he
19:52
- lived at such a high level of insanity
19:55
- for so long women on the amount of drugs
19:59
- that Anna Nicole Smith would have been
20:00
- yeah years ago he was a huge good stuff
20:03
- he believed he was dying all the time
20:05
- because he was super paranoid this was a
20:07
- whole thing reviewed there people began
20:09
- to like because of his young belief in
20:11
- the occult after a while like and then
20:13
- what like Nietzsche wrote about like the
20:15
- ubermensch you begin to believe he
20:17
- really was a chosen person and that will
20:19
- people told him that concept which is so
20:22
- ironic from a young age
20:23
- like from the time that he was just
20:27
- starting on whenever he was infiltrating
20:29
- the what later became the National
20:31
- Socialist Party for the Bavarian
20:33
- government like at that time there like
20:36
- Germany has sent us a savior and his
20:38
- name is Hitler yes I know grew my young
20:40
- age but during the but in the bunker so
20:44
- he's completely insane I used to believe
20:47
- that he could she dreamt about the
20:49
- assassination attempts at him which is
20:50
- how he managed to dodge like when they
20:52
- try to blow him up at that one big like
20:54
- meeting that they did were all the
20:55
- variants like high higher up to the SS
20:57
- came and he managed to sit in the wrong
20:59
- side of the table where they put the
21:01
- bomb down in the suitcase and like it
21:03
- flip the table over and protected him
21:05
- accident I mean that tiny note so his
21:07
- insanity has proven to be a positive way
21:11
- to deter death also like it sees like I
21:14
- don't ever sit on the same side of the
21:15
- table I never do it just like why they
21:19
- put the bomb uses like I think you're
21:21
- crazy when it happens using kebab that's
21:24
- a Japanese right again that is a million
21:27
- see I mean that's it sandy is a
21:30
- fantastic medical condition that I think
21:33
- has kept human beings alive since the
21:35
- day of the days of gorillas yeah that's
21:37
- a thing and he's come entirely
21:38
- unpredictable so you don't know whether
21:40
- or not he's gonna promote you or put you
21:41
- to death no matter what it is it you do
21:43
- and they were tight like in the bunker
21:45
- he's going insane and so it's him and
21:47
- gurbles and his family it's him and Eva
21:49
- Braun and so the night before they
21:52
- decide to all kill themselves when
21:54
- results going on because Hitler was like
21:56
- I'm gonna die here I'm dying in Germany
21:58
- no one's gonna take me they didn't
21:59
- really put this together that's a very
22:00
- occult
22:01
- a of death yeah the group suicide they
22:04
- got because Eva Braun and Hitler were
22:05
- never officially married she had enough
22:07
- she he had her died on top of him just
22:10
- so when she died she had one last shit
22:11
- on his chest but no they they both
22:16
- dressed in black and had a wedding
22:18
- ceremony that was his death like wedding
22:21
- ceremony they knew they were gonna die
22:22
- and then gurbles and his wife fed all
22:25
- the children and the dogs poison
22:27
- chocolate so they all died in their
22:29
- sleep will you just give me a dog
22:31
- chocolate they're allergic to yeah yeah
22:32
- and so the they killed all the kids and
22:35
- then they they uh she took a bunch of
22:37
- pills and he blew his brains out now I
22:39
- mean it was a super morbid super fucked
22:42
- up set of scenarios like yeah the one I
22:44
- taken completely out of context it's
22:46
- mildly romantic sorta yeah in this guy
22:50
- married before you die but that's just
22:52
- being German now like a demeanor that's
22:54
- uh they believed in all of those insane
22:56
- I just I want to see the little tubby
22:58
- kids just eating the chocolate oh god
23:01
- they got your chocolate no your little
23:03
- chocolate that's probably exactly what
23:11
- it sound like yeah good but the thing is
23:13
- is then and then someone like Hitler
23:15
- then managed to his fucking backup
23:17
- dancers were all juror killers of their
23:20
- own he had fucking gurbles who had manga
23:24
- Josef Mengele doctor Mengele says is a
23:28
- frightening man and I got into an
23:30
- argument recently with somebody he was
23:31
- trying to tell me that the Germans
23:32
- created a lot they did a lot for medical
23:36
- advancements fuck that
23:37
- now the thing is mangle is going back to
23:40
- Dahmer for all intents and purposes he
23:43
- was like drilling a hole in somebody's
23:45
- head and putting Diet Sprite in his
23:46
- brain thinking that this is going to
23:48
- make him some zombie this is one with
23:50
- that level of intelligence
23:51
- I was like reading about it and you try
23:53
- to change people's like you take little
23:55
- Jewish children and that was theirs they
23:57
- called him the children he called
23:58
- himself to them uncle Mengele no it was
24:01
- like come in and give them sweets and
24:02
- all of the children that they chose for
24:04
- his various experiments were like
24:06
- treated incredibly well like they were
24:08
- taken out of the camps and supposed to
24:09
- be super special Turkish Delight yeah
24:12
- I'm lying which wardrobe would stick
24:14
- colored you
24:15
- without anesthesia he would jab needles
24:17
- in their eyes and try to change the
24:19
- colors of their eyes by squirting dye
24:20
- into their faces they had like and then
24:22
- human centipede literally came directly
24:24
- out of this he switched eyeing twins
24:26
- together he would sew twins together
24:27
- yeah and see if they would live and they
24:29
- would just die I he was a complete and
24:33
- total fucking psychopath right like
24:36
- murderer no user signs and it's just
24:38
- like what do you do because you know he
24:41
- had a writer report though like do all
24:43
- this shit and he would write a fucking
24:45
- memo and then they would go and have a
24:47
- sit-down with him a couple SS officers
24:49
- nerves like well what did you learn he's
24:51
- just like soot winds die when you cut
24:54
- out the brains ah very good one of the
24:57
- reports has to end with the two words
24:59
- they died they then died they died
25:01
- yeah yeah I mean the what there is zero
25:04
- the only thing that the only advancement
25:07
- of technology came from a Jewish fella
25:09
- named Einstein who invented the bomb
25:10
- yeah it was the only thing that came out
25:12
- of German we got him and they and they
25:14
- they all ran away from Germany and
25:16
- that's how we want Billy in the end it's
25:17
- like we end up winning because of how
25:19
- terrible they were because all of the
25:21
- because they did they were ahead of us
25:23
- in the atomic race we're doing great
25:25
- they were doing really great and then
25:26
- all of them were like oh shit then they
25:29
- Turner Mac and the smartest of their
25:30
- people yeah and then the smartest other
25:32
- people got the fuck out of there because
25:34
- there are people who are running the
25:36
- Nazi Party were like all of Hitler's
25:38
- meathead psychopath friends just what
25:41
- all animals all guys that he had grown
25:43
- up with that we're all in the same
25:44
- mystical shit as he was like they were
25:46
- all hardcore to this time and you know
25:49
- we figure so he grew up what the tens
25:51
- the 20s Germany's in this terrible
25:53
- depression there's no money in the
25:55
- country they just lost a war his
25:58
- thoughts must have been completely
25:59
- validated because like most occult
26:01
- theory it always kind of stems with the
26:03
- end of the world right well yeah it all
26:05
- can't just all came together for because
26:07
- you had hit this you know society this
26:09
- uh mystical belief of like the Aryan
26:11
- Nation yet that and then while he was in
26:14
- uh in prison he got a hold of a fucking
26:17
- eugenics book what's eugenics eugenics
26:19
- is the belief that you know humanity has
26:23
- you know our genetic pools become too
26:26
- muddled if it's bright
26:28
- into this race it's just all racists I
26:30
- thought it's racist science that's all
26:32
- it is yeah and in fact they were
26:34
- professors at the time of racial hygiene
26:36
- like professors at colleges of racial
26:39
- hygiene and then after World War I just
26:43
- one under siding and they had this thing
26:45
- called stabbed in the back where the
26:47
- reason why well because a lot of Germans
26:49
- you know said like they didn't want
26:50
- World War one and they thought that you
26:52
- know they were gonna win it all of a
26:53
- sudden they uh they surrendered and
26:55
- there was this conspiracy that the Jews
26:58
- were the ones that had surrendered for
27:01
- them how dumb for the German people I'm
27:03
- sorry I don't want it well they were
27:05
- poor and I think the age it's like a
27:07
- political situation you know you see an
27:09
- opportunity you play to the crowd they
27:11
- ate it up hook line and sinker and then
27:15
- you become the strongest most powerful
27:17
- man in the world that's why I love we
27:19
- were talking about before the movie
27:20
- shockwaves which is a great movie about
27:22
- a Nazi Zombies same thing shockwave some
27:25
- was dead snow that's known as snow so
27:27
- much fun snows is it more of a comical
27:30
- take on the whole yeah but if there is
27:31
- just something I like my favorite video
27:34
- game is a game in which I'm killing
27:36
- Nazis well sign Return to Castle
27:38
- Wolfenstein though my favorite game so
27:40
- good give me give me a game in which I
27:43
- am killing and then if there's zombies
27:45
- even better but like or actually it's
27:47
- probably better if they're just a live
27:48
- zombie alive Nazis I I didn't like
27:50
- killing them I just like what when I'm
27:52
- playing the video game it's just so good
27:54
- I just wish you could do worse things to
27:56
- him
27:56
- that's the thing you just don't have an
27:57
- enemy like the Nazis if we had an enemy
27:58
- like the Nazis there would be one
27:59
- anti-war Prasanna bin Laden was close
28:01
- yeah but he didn't lead a nation he led
28:03
- a small group you there's only a hundred
28:05
- um al Qaeda members in Afghanistan good
28:08
- thing about Al Qaeda though that's
28:10
- that's kind of what that would they have
28:12
- their advantages that the way their
28:13
- philosophy works is that anybody can
28:15
- claim to be al Qaeda it's funny because
28:17
- al Qaeda is more of a large tent party
28:19
- yeah than the not yet not using much
28:22
- more specific they were extremely
28:23
- suspicious of specific like the SS you
28:26
- couldn't be in the SS if you even had so
28:29
- much as a tooth filled like you had to
28:32
- be a perfect spend and that's why the SS
28:34
- were so badass yeah and they were Gary
28:37
- like they were really effective and
28:39
- there were also there
28:40
- a very mystical society like they all
28:42
- use like they all about but all their
28:44
- belt buckles were the swastika the soul
28:46
- society used yeah and all the Luftwaffe
28:49
- swords they all had the full society
28:51
- swastika which is a different swastika
28:53
- what's that swastika what is a dual
28:55
- society the Thule Society was it was
28:58
- started by Madame Blavatsky who had
29:00
- traveled to Tibet and had written this
29:03
- book called uh the secret doctrine in
29:05
- which whenever somebody travels to Tibet
29:07
- they always come back with some reality
29:10
- we know it's real or not yeah and she
29:12
- came back and she said that she was told
29:14
- the UH what was it the mystical secrets
29:17
- of the universe
29:18
- sure uh yeah well yes you saw the
29:21
- mystical secrets of the universe and a
29:23
- lot of this stuff had to do with racial
29:25
- purity and where things were going in
29:28
- the Thule Society if you go Society
29:30
- became eventually became the Nazi Party
29:33
- like the Thule Society was the UH it was
29:36
- the racial purity movement the racial
29:38
- purity moon the Thule Society eventually
29:39
- became the Nazi Party that's so I mean
29:42
- this racial purity thing is obviously a
29:44
- huge theme there first of all I don't
29:45
- understand the whole there didn't look
29:47
- at a black chick with huge tits and a
29:49
- fat ass and just being on a nail that I
29:51
- mean I bet he did though yeah yeah bet
29:53
- he did I think he did well I think in
29:55
- the anything everyone at homosexual but
29:57
- like so he just he hates the fact that
29:59
- he loved and was to fuck a black chick
30:00
- so bad yeah this has to like become an
30:03
- evangelical preacher against it I think
30:05
- there's a part of it there when you got
30:06
- mean there's just a I mean every single
30:09
- Republican senator comes out uh fighting
30:13
- viciously against homosexuals yeah much
30:15
- assuredly get in have fuckin having not
30:18
- even just like normal
30:19
- sweet gay sex it's all just like you're
30:22
- gonna shit in my my mouth and then act
30:25
- on that dick bleep yeah exactly
30:27
- oh I guess all something ever you just
30:29
- hate him he made him and there's one
30:30
- fuckin fuckin so hard all I hate him how
30:32
- come
30:33
- yeah I really true you know what we
30:35
- should start doing cuz you just don't
30:37
- see anymore
30:37
- let's go to Tibet Yeah right let's go to
30:40
- Tibet
30:40
- come back say when we went to bed Tibet
30:43
- we realized that the last podcast on the
30:44
- left it's the true message of God right
30:47
- Yeah right
30:48
- oh that's true get people to start
30:49
- listening to it because these are all
30:51
- these people getting power
30:53
- right a doctrine saying that you you
30:55
- know been Kissel yep went into a
30:57
- mountain a goat-headed serpent bodied
31:01
- angel no it's as I like met told you
31:04
- told you that you you know that you were
31:07
- going to be amazing on late night yeah I
31:09
- wrote a tight 10 for you yeah no you
31:12
- know and then you just go out and just
31:14
- do that take 10 and then was like and
31:15
- that was given to me by Methuselah the
31:18
- goat headed sir it's mostly about
31:20
- cauldrons let a cauldron jokes yeah and
31:23
- I got a pretty good mountain material as
31:25
- well so I think it's going to go over
31:27
- pretty well but I will say this eugenic
31:29
- stuff is unbelievable might my uncle is
31:31
- one of these fellas the beliefs are
31:33
- still out there my uncle I had a
31:35
- conversation with me one time which I
31:36
- thought was very frightening because
31:37
- he's googled certain things okay and in
31:41
- his book of thought of course black
31:44
- people are the dumbest whites or this
31:45
- middle smartest and Asians are the by
31:48
- far the most intelligent just true which
31:50
- is yeah I mean it it does seem to be
31:53
- true it's just such a bizarre series of
31:56
- thoughts to have and it's a strange one
31:58
- it's the easiest way to catalog human
32:00
- beings I will say that yeah yeah you
32:02
- know it's not as if it's just like just
32:05
- take all the greys out of there it's
32:06
- really hard to think it's really hard to
32:09
- like sort of like mash a bunch of like
32:11
- sort of like logic and like like really
32:13
- be rational so it's like just be extreme
32:15
- and so much easier to to just hate a
32:18
- whole race of people for no reason
32:20
- whatsoever then have to imagine that
32:22
- every single race has its own tiny flaws
32:24
- that each person matters and you just
32:26
- have to be a normal human being you know
32:29
- being a little bit I mean that's the
32:31
- thing if Hitler was black he would have
32:33
- had he would have been got the black
32:36
- army he would have gotten if he just
32:38
- like why me I'm gonna happy at least he
32:41
- was one of us
32:42
- because
32:43
- the other was black there have you a
32:44
- white person left on this planet that is
32:46
- rough yeah we would be damned nightmare
32:50
- I just don't think there would be one
32:52
- well does I don't think they're gonna
32:54
- want to do that I think oh you know
32:55
- fucking white person could choose to
32:58
- want to eliminate another race now you
33:00
- never gets up about us it just loves
33:01
- doing it I will say I'm happy you're
33:03
- good at it we will say the German people
33:05
- you're a good bunch of folks thank you
33:07
- for the hot mustard and the wonderful
33:08
- prophet Vasa no polish yeah that's good
33:11
- yeah you have pretzels and and all the
33:13
- fantastic beer so this is going to wrap
33:14
- up this last episode on the left and we
33:17
- got Henry Zebrowski I and Marcus Parkes
33:19
- hi oh we will oh my god don't get done
33:21
- he literally drew a Hitler's - when he
33:24
- said that I like looked over and he was
33:26
- a completely dressed as Hitler first oh
33:28
- my gosh what kind of facial hair with
33:29
- the black Hitler have I would be so much
33:31
- cooler they'd just be like fantastic
33:34
- mutton chops their name he would really
33:36
- look like the rent is too damn high guy
33:38
- yeah black killer he's a beautiful man
33:40
- all right well we got to wrap it up
33:42
- we'll be back next week with another
33:43
- fantastic series of tales or subject
33:47
- matter series of tales yeah what both of
33:52
- them will have tails and another subject
33:53
- that is gonna be entertaining as a goose
33:56
- got I think as a shave read to the end
33:59
- again we should we'll be back next week
34:01
- with another bunch of fun tales yeah
34:06
- with poppy corn know we'll be talking
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- about something amazing
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